Gag Gifts : A Dick for Every Door

Gag gifts are a funny thing.  They can be thoughtful or thoughtless; biting or bitter.  Gag Gifts can strengthen a relationship and Gag Gifts can tear a friendship apart.  The point is…if you’re the type of person who likes buying gag gifts, you have to know your audience.  You have to understand how sending them a giant chocolate cock in the mail might affect and mold the relationship moving forward.  You as the sender, have to know the full consequences of paying for a big ol’ peen to be sent to your boss.  You, the funny one, must understand that telling your two-pack-a-day Aunt Rita from Mississippi to Eat A Dick by sending her a dick parcel might go over like a fart in church.  It’s a fine line we must dance between being a dick and sending a dick. Unless…

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Listen, we all have people we want to send these things to.  In a world where it is becoming increasingly hard to speak your mind, we are here.  We are here to say it’s okay for your grandma to get a penis package in the mail because she downgraded your birthday check from ten to five dollars.  This is America!  Land of the free and home of the brave!  We do what we want and we don’t apologize…especially when we don’t have to take ownership of our actions!

dick2So, send it to your cube mate and let him talk about the curious gag gifts he has been receiving on his birthday for the last two years.  Send it to your ex-girlfriend and let her and her new fuck boy enjoy some chocolate a-la-you.  Hell, send it to your friends and let them come to you with questions that don’t have answers.  

Let the secret that is was you all along be satisfying, because it truly is.  We’re the creators and almost no one knows who we are.  That’s the payoff.  Do you know us? Have you gotten some chocolate balls in the mail from yours truly?  Maybe….maybe not…..maybe go fuck yourself.

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