Dick At Your Door
we all know someone who needs one. just tell us where to send it!
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We're not just dick peddlers. We have all the fun stuff for birthdays, bachelorettes, and everything else!
323,000
Chocolate Dicks Sold
4,293
Pranks Wars Started
over 500,000
lbs of Chocolate Sold!
Let customers speak for us
Most of my purchases are sent to public or government officials that have managed to get on my radar for one reason or another. While they are sent anonymously meaning I have no knowledge if they arrived or not, I am actually anticipating a day when I'm prosecuted for sending obscene material through the mail to the recipient only to demonstrate to the public how deserving they are to get it.
If you're a cop or city official that received one of these gifts, there's a possibility that it came from me and you'll know why you earned it.
Just For You - The Never Ending Card from Hell
I order two, surprise my two friends, they find it so hilarious and they love it!
My friend was hysterical with laughter when she opened the penis in a can! I will definitely order for other friends! A++++
Always send a chocolate dick to friends recovering from surgery - always brings a smile
Loved the gift and loved the reaction 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I ordered the eat a D and the eat S items! Both are perfect and hilarious! Fast shipping and packed to keep it safe! Great gift for friends with a sense of humor!
Oh hey there, friend!
We know you. You like crude humor sprinkled with a little offensiveness. You laugh at certain things...even if it's not particularly ok.
You like your life a quarter mile at a time and that's okay.
We're just like you and we make the fun stuff that you love to buy. Gags, novelties, merch, pranks. It's all here under one "roof". Thanks for stopping by.
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Chocolate Buttholes
Dick At Your Door has the best edible anus chocolates you never knew you needed.
Never Ending Singing Cards
Our Famous Never Ending Greeting Cards are back! Anonymously send the most confusing and offensive cards you never knew you needed
Chocolate Dicks
This milk chocolate dick in a box is perfect for a special occasion or just a friendly reminder to eat a dick.
FAQ
You got questions, we got answers. At least to some of the most common ones. If you have weird questions, reach out and we'll try to answer your crazy thoughts
Do you ship overseas?
Yes, we ship all over the world. Shipping costs will apply, and will be added at checkout. We run discounts and promotions all year, so stay tuned for exclusive deals.
How long will it take to get my orders?
All orders place by 11AM PST are shipped same day. Most arrive in 3-5 Business days, but you can upgrade shipping to make sure you get it when you need it!
Is this Chocolate Edible?
Absolutely! We were chocolatiers before we were pranksters, so you can be sure the chocolate is the good stuf
Have you ever had a problem with melting?
We have tested these chocolate in warm conditions and they went unmelted. BUT we've also had reports in mild climates where they are left on the doorstep in direct sun and did melt. If you are concerned about the possibility of melting, we offer insulated shipping boxes with cold gel packs for a little extra.
The Great Insception
Birth of the
Chocolate Cock
One night, sitting around an old campfire I melted a little chocoalte into a cock and handed it to my brother. This sparked a family prank fuid that has lasted through present day
One Giant Step For Mankind
The First
Cock Was Sent
After creating our first chocolate mold, we sent a chocolate dick to a co-worker and close buddy from college. The first ever chocolate dick was mailed via postal service.
Present Day
Anonymous
Dicks
Today, we celebrate almost 10 years in the buiz. Sending Chocolate dicks is our speciality and with a projected 100,000 chocolate dicks sent via mail - you could be the next victim OR be the one sending a chocolate dick.
