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OUR CHOCOLATE "EAT A DICK" PRANKS

A dick in a box sent anonymously to the recipient of your choice! Items are sent discreetly from our warehouse in San Diego with a generic return address. The perfect penis prank for your friends, coworkers or anyone who needs to eat a dick and loves chocolate too!

Happy Birthday Box - Chocolate Dick
Happy Birthday Box - Chocolate Dick
Regular price$24.99$19.99
    Congratulations Box: Chocolate Dick
    Congratulations Box: Chocolate Dick
    Regular price$24.99$19.99
      Blossom Box - Chocolate Dick
      Blossom Box - Chocolate Dick
      Regular price$21.99
        The Don Box - Chocolate Dick
        The Don Box - Chocolate Dick
        Regular price$21.99
          Eat A Dick: The White Walker (White Chocolate)
          Eat A Dick: The White Walker (White Chocolate)
          Regular price$21.99
            Blank Box: Chocolate Dick
            Blank Box: Chocolate Dick
            Regular price$24.99$18.99

              HARD CANDY DICKS IN A BOX

              Fruity flavorful hard candy Dicks that withstand the summer heat. For those weirdos who don't love chocolate, or just want a summer hard candy dick in their mouth, the hard candy cocks are a great flavorful surprise prank.

              Happy Birthday Box - Candy Penis
              Happy Birthday Box - Candy Penis
              Regular price$21.99
                Congratulations Box - Candy Penis
                Congratulations Box - Candy Penis
                Regular price$21.99
                  Blossom Box - Candy Penis
                  Blossom Box - Candy Penis
                  Regular price$21.99
                    Don Box - Candy Penis
                    Don Box - Candy Penis
                    Regular price$21.99
                      Blank Box - Candy Penis
                      Blank Box - Candy Penis
                      Regular price$21.99
                        Suck A Dick - Candy Dick
                        Suck A Dick - Candy Dick
                        Regular price$24.99$21.99

                          SPRING LOADED GLITTER BOMBS

                          Spread love and glitter all over the recipient with the Best Spring Loaded Glitter Bombs on the market

                          Spring Loaded Dick Glitter Bomb
                          Spring Loaded Dick Glitter Bomb
                          Regular price$17.99
                            Spring Loaded Glitter Bomb
                            Spring Loaded Glitter Bomb
                            Regular price$24.99$17.99
                            Spring Loaded Jizz Bomb
                            Spring Loaded Jizz Bomb
                            Regular price$17.99
                              Spring Loaded Glitter Bomb - FREEDOM EDITION
                              Spring Loaded Glitter Bomb - FREEDOM EDITION
                              Regular price$17.99
                                Spring Loaded Glitter Bomb - Shit Edition
                                Spring Loaded Glitter Bomb - Shit Edition
                                Regular price$17.99

                                  NEVER ENDING SOUND GREETING CARDS

                                  These greeting cards play a hilarious sound that can't be turned off without ripping the card open and glitter bombing them!

                                  OTHER HILARIOUS GAG GIFTS & PRANKS

                                  Another option for funny mail pranks, sent anonymously to your friends or enemies. These funny gag gifts are pulled straight from our prank lab of crafty fun.

                                  Eat Shit: Chocolate Turd in a Box
                                  Eat Shit: Chocolate Turd in a Box
                                  Regular price$14.99
                                    Tirecockz Penis Valve Cap Cover - 3 Colors!
                                    Tirecockz Penis Valve Cap Cover - 3 Colors!
                                    Regular price$19.99$14.99

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                                    • Order!

                                      Order the chocolate dick of your choice. Send anonymously or choose a custom handwritten card to let the recipient know who sent it.

                                    • Ship!

                                      In 1-3 business days, your order will be shipped from our SoCal warehouse and you’ll receive tracking information each step of the way.

                                    • Laugh!

                                      Bask in satisfaction and glory when your target is confused and angry because they just opened a box with a chocolate dick in it.

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