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A dick in a box sent anonymously to the recipient of your choice! Items are sent discreetly from our warehouse in San Diego with a generic return address. The perfect penis prank for your friends, coworkers or anyone who needs to eat a dick and loves chocolate too!


Spread love and glitter all over the recipient with the Best Spring Loaded Glitter Bombs on the market

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  • Order!

    Order the chocolate dick of your choice. Send anonymously or choose a custom handwritten card to let the recipient know who sent it.

  • Ship!

    In 1-3 business days, your order will be shipped from our SoCal warehouse and you’ll receive tracking information each step of the way.

  • Laugh!

    Bask in satisfaction and glory when your target is confused and angry because they just opened a box with a chocolate dick in it.

We have chocolate dongs. Gummy Dongs. Bags of dongs. All anonymous. All handmade. All hilarious ...
Take a look at every delicious and decadent treat we offer. From dongs to buttholes, you'll find every box you need to make your gift the best of the year ...
Exploding Confetti Cards and Never Ending Singing Cards are here. Embarrass and enrage your friends, coworkers, family, or the neighbor who parties until 4AM with an endless greeting card. Once activated, the recipient is in for 3+ hours of porn sounds, farts, screams, or any number of offensive sounds we drum up. When destroyed, they will get a glitter explosion for their efforts. Where do you want them to open this card??? ...
So chocolate dicks aren’t your thing? That’s all good by me. It’s why we made the spring loaded confetti dick bomb. With up to four ounces of heavy dick glitter loaded up into an extra coiled spring to maximize spread, pop and annoyance. You can bet this package will be the talk of the party or the most confusing and surprising package ever opened ...
  • The original anonymous mail prank. Sent from our discreet warehouse, all orders are 100% anonymous unless told otherwise

  • Need it fast? We got your back.Once you order your prank, we will add everything you
    need to make the gifting
    experience unforgettable and ship it FAST

  • We'll let you know when the
    recipient has received their "package" so you can film
    their reaction or laugh at
    their confusion

About Us:

Dick At Your Door was never supposed to be anything other than a joke between friends. What started as an inside joke became a little chocolate shop of horrors which became a small business which became my life.

Am I surprised we are still going? Absolutely. Would I have it any other way? Absolutely not.

Over the years, I’ve made brutal mistakes. Through destroyed products, melting chocolate, lost packaging, one terrible no good manufacturer and countless 24 hours marathons of sculpting chocolate penises, I’ve learned a lot about this world. The most important thing? How much people love a well made chocolate dick.

Thanks for finding my shop in the weird corner of the internet. Please don’t hesitate to reach out with questions, comments, thoughts, whatever. You degenerate shoppers are why I’m still here.

Now go Eat a Dick.

Hugs and Kisses,


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