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2020 HOLIDAY COLLECTION

These Holiday Themed pranks are sure to light up your Holiday mood. The perfect stocking stuffer or wrapped present under the tree.

OUR CHOCOLATE "EAT A DICK" PRANKS

A dick in a box sent anonymously to the recipient of your choice! Items are sent discreetly from our warehouse in San Diego with a generic return address. The perfect penis prank for your friends, coworkers or anyone who needs to eat a dick and loves chocolate too!

The Christmas Dick - Chocolate Dick in a Box
The Christmas Dick - Chocolate Dick in a Box
Regular price$19.99
    Happy Birthday Box - Chocolate Dick
    Happy Birthday Box - Chocolate Dick
    Regular price$19.99
      Congratulations Box: Chocolate Dick
      Congratulations Box: Chocolate Dick
      Regular price$19.99
        Blossom Box - Chocolate Dick
        Blossom Box - Chocolate Dick
        Regular price$19.99
          The Don Box - Chocolate Dick
          The Don Box - Chocolate Dick
          Regular price$19.99
            Eat A Dick: The White Walker (White Chocolate)
            Eat A Dick: The White Walker (White Chocolate)
            Regular price$24.99
              Blank Box: Chocolate Dick
              Blank Box: Chocolate Dick
              Regular price$19.99
                Halloween Dong - Mr. Wood
                Halloween Dong - Mr. Wood
                Regular price$24.99$19.99

                  SPRING LOADED GLITTER BOMBS

                  Spread love and glitter all over the recipient with the Best Spring Loaded Glitter Bombs on the market

                  Spring Loaded Dick Glitter Bomb
                  Spring Loaded Dick Glitter Bomb
                  Regular price$19.99$14.99
                    Spring Loaded Glitter Bomb
                    Spring Loaded Glitter Bomb
                    Regular price$24.99$17.49
                    Spring Loaded Jizz Bomb
                    Spring Loaded Jizz Bomb
                    Regular price$24.99$17.49
                      Spring Loaded Glitter Bomb - FREEDOM EDITION
                      Spring Loaded Glitter Bomb - FREEDOM EDITION
                      Regular price$24.99$17.49
                        Spring Loaded Glitter Bomb - Shit Edition
                        Spring Loaded Glitter Bomb - Shit Edition
                        Regular price$24.99$17.49

                          SPECIALTY GREETING CARDS

                          These greeting cards are much better than the average boring greeting card. Never Ending Sound Cards play a hilarious sound that can't be turned off without ripping the card open, and when they do they will be presented with loads of glitter spilling out.

                          OTHER HILARIOUS GAG GIFTS & PRANKS

                          Another option for funny mail pranks, sent anonymously to your friends or enemies. These funny gag gifts are pulled straight from our prank lab of crafty fun.

                          Eat Shit: Chocolate Turd in a Box
                          Eat Shit: Chocolate Turd in a Box
                          Regular price$19.99$14.99
                            Tirecockz Penis Valve Cap Cover - 3 Colors!
                            Tirecockz Penis Valve Cap Cover - 3 Colors!
                            Regular price$19.99$14.99
                            Bag of Dicks: Gummy Candy
                            Bag of Dicks: Gummy Candy
                            Regular price$15.99$11.99
                              Eat Poop: Chocolate Turd in a Box
                              Eat Poop: Chocolate Turd in a Box
                              Regular price$19.99$14.99

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                                • Order!

                                  Order the chocolate dick of your choice. Send anonymously or choose a custom handwritten card to let the recipient know who sent it.

                                • Ship!

                                  In 1-3 business days, your order will be shipped from our SoCal warehouse and you’ll receive tracking information each step of the way.

                                • Laugh!

                                  Bask in satisfaction and glory when your target is confused and angry because they just opened a box with a chocolate dick in it.

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