This pandemic not over yet? The good news is there is still a fun way to mess with your friends and/or family and/or boss and/or anyone else who needs to add a little spice to their life. That's why we are re-launching the Government Chocolate Dick Stimulus Box - Round 2!
We are all fully aware there is some $$ coming for each and every one of us. What most people don't realize is that it's a direct deposit into most people's bank. That's why it's a perfect opportunity to send a The Stimulus Box to someone's door today.
Accompanied by an official looking letter that hints at another $10,000 in stimulus funds, this limited edition box is the best thing since The Tax Evasion Box.
Let's all bring a little levity to our situations and send a fun prank in the mail to our friends and family and ex boyfriends/girlfriends, and old bosses this quarantine season. Because Earth 2020 can suck ma' balls.
We typically ship items within 1-3 business days. Items are not guaranteed to be delivered within a certain timeframe, as many carriers are experiencing delays due to covid-19. If you are experiencing any delays, contact the shipping carrier for more information.