Blossom Box - Eat a Dick - DickAtYourDoor

Blossom Box - Eat a Dick

Name: Blossom Box - Eat a Dick
Brand: DickAtYourDoor
SKU: B
Price: 23.99 USD
Availability: InStock
Rating: 4.84 (1310 reviews)

“Absolutely hilarious! Got a ton of laughs at the office. This is such a good gag gift”

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Over 5000+ 5-star reviews since 2017

Description

Roses are so 2000. Chocolate is in even better, a chocolate dick.

This milk chocolate dick in a box is perfect for a special occasion or just a friendly reminder to eat a dick.

Originally developed as a way for people to anonymously tell their friends, office colleagues, etc to "eat a dick" without the repercussions, Dick at Your Door has grown into a great way to spice up the bachelorette party, have a laugh, or just eat some great chocolate.

This blossom chocolate dick box ships anonymously. Please make sure to select insulated shipping when checking out!

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YOUR QUESTIONS ANSWERED

IS THIS CHOCOLATE EDIBLE?

Sure is! Each ding Dong is hand crafted with care by a certified chocolatier. 100% vegan and they’re absolutely delicious.

SO... HOW BIG IS IT?

This chocoalte turd packs a bunch at 4OZ or lumpy, vegan chocolate goodness. Fake poop is the funniest when given anonymously.

WHEN WILL MY ITEM SHIP?

Since all our chocolate is made fresh, orders are typically shipped within 2-3 business days. The processing time is in addition to the shipping option you choose. Please be Aware that during busy times like holidays, processing May take a little longer than 3 business days.

HAVE YOU EVER HAD A PROBLEM WITH MELTING?

We have tested these chocolates in warm conditions and they went unmelted, but we’ve also had reports in mild climates where they were left on the doorstep in the Sun and did melt. If you are concerned about the possibility of melting we offer insulated shipping boxes with cold gel packs for a little extra.

HOW DO I KNOW MY TARGET RECEIVED THE PACKAGE (PUN INTENDED)?

Each package is tagged and easily tracked online through our shipment tracking service. Once it leaves our warehouse, you Will receive that tracking number so you can check on live updates as the package reaches it’s Target.

WHY?

Because what is better than sending an anonymous chocolate Dick to someone in the mail? There is something really special about knowing you have given something confusing with no hope of figuring out who the culprit is. That’s a special kind of torture.

Great use for exercising freedom of speech!

Most of my purchases are sent to public or government officials that have managed to get on my radar for one reason or another. While they are sent anonymously meaning I have no knowledge if they arrived or not, I am actually anticipating a day when I'm prosecuted for sending obscene material through the mail to the recipient only to demonstrate to the public how deserving they are to get it.

If you're a cop or city official that received one of these gifts, there's a possibility that it came from me and you'll know why you earned it.

Fabulous gift

I order two, surprise my two friends, they find it so hilarious and they love it!

Email review request and the irony

The irony of this email I tried to email support never heard back. Got one half reply from Adam but issue was never addressed lol.
Of course, we'd love your feedback on how everything went! Good or bad, it helps us get better. Plus you'll get a juicy coupon for helping us out. That's a win/win.

Have an issue with your order? Shoot us a quick email before reviewing so we can sort you out and make everything peachy keen.

Amazing!

My friend was hysterical with laughter when she opened the penis in a can! I will definitely order for other friends! A++++

Fast service and my friend loved her surprise! 😂

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Great use for exercising freedom of speech!

Most of my purchases are sent to public or government officials that have managed to get on my radar for one reason or another. While they are sent anonymously meaning I have no knowledge if they arrived or not, I am actually anticipating a day when I'm prosecuted for sending obscene material through the mail to the recipient only to demonstrate to the public how deserving they are to get it.

If you're a cop or city official that received one of these gifts, there's a possibility that it came from me and you'll know why you earned it.

Fabulous gift

I order two, surprise my two friends, they find it so hilarious and they love it!

Email review request and the irony

The irony of this email I tried to email support never heard back. Got one half reply from Adam but issue was never addressed lol.
Of course, we'd love your feedback on how everything went! Good or bad, it helps us get better. Plus you'll get a juicy coupon for helping us out. That's a win/win.

Have an issue with your order? Shoot us a quick email before reviewing so we can sort you out and make everything peachy keen.

Amazing!

My friend was hysterical with laughter when she opened the penis in a can! I will definitely order for other friends! A++++

Fast service and my friend loved her surprise! 😂

1 2 3

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