The Original Chocolate Dick Prank. This is exactly what you have been searching for, we promise.

Back in 2016, we were just a couple of 20 somethings making funny dick jokes and melting chocolate in a small kitchen. Looking back, we had no clue where we were going or what this would be. Nonetheless, here we are and now we are better than ever. Seriously.

We've double the size of the chocolate by weight and dimensions (girth baby), added new flavors (hello giant gummies!), and given you all the option you need to give the best gift of all time.

In as little as two minutes, you can order the funniest and most confusing gift in the world.

Following the steps make this as easy as you want.

Step 1: Choose your Box - Pick from the original boxes or jump in on the new surprise and thinking of you boxes. Maybe you have a birthday party you need to upset? We got that too

Step 2: Choose your candy - Choose Milk Chocolate, white chocolate, Cherry Gummy or Blue Raz Gummy. All perishables are produced here in the US and are guaranteed to melt in your mouth

Step 3: Add a Message - Not a requirement, but a prank gift is always funnier when there is an equally confusing message included

Step 4: Upgrades - Have us hand wrap the gift or even put it in a Frustration Box to make the recipient go insane (we put it in wood box, glue the box, wrap it in glue tape and wrap the entire box. It's impossible to open, so there's that)

That's it! Any way you decide to send this, you can rest assured that it'll be a fun joke! We also offer Navidium Shipping Protection so you can be sure your "package" arrives correctly.

Order before 3PM PST and your order is shipped the same day! We also offer ice packs, priority, and express shipments. Just let us know what you need and we can make it happen.

Hugs and kisses from the DAYD boys and the little family here in San Diego.

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