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Government Box - Stimulus Check Edition

Regular price $24.99 $14.99

Product Details

This pandemic not over yet? The good news is there is still a fun way to mess with your friends and/or family and/or boss and/or anyone else who needs to add a little spice to their life.  That's why we are re-launching the Government Chocolate Dick Stimulus Box - Round 2!

We are all fully aware there is some $$ coming for each and every one of us.  What most people don't realize is that it's a direct deposit into most people's bank.  That's why it's a perfect opportunity to send a The Stimulus Box to someone's door today.

Accompanied by an official looking letter that hints at another $10,000 in funds, this limited edition stimulus check prank box is the best thing since The Tax Evasion Box.   

Let's all bring a little levity to our situations and send a fun and easy April Fools day prank in the mail to our friends and family and ex boyfriends/girlfriends, and old bosses this quarantine season. Because Earth 2020 can suck ma' balls.

Make Mail Great Again and order now!

Shipping Information

Shipping

We typically ship items within 1-3 business days. Items are not guaranteed to be delivered within a certain timeframe, as many carriers are experiencing delays due to covid-19. If you are experiencing any delays, contact the shipping carrier for more information.

FAQ

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Are these truly anonymous?
A: Of course. We ship everything with complete discretion. The box has a gift company as the sender and won’t give your information out, unless you do something illegal (don’t do that) or involved in a legal lawsuit (sexual harassment, stalking, etc) and we are required by law. If you’d like the recipient to know who sent the dick, include a customized message and write whatever you’d like.


Q: Is my Phone number or any other information on the package?
A: No, we don't include any customer information on or inside the package. Your phone number, email and billing details are just used to process the payment and track your order.


Q: Is the billing discreet? What shows up on my credit card statement?
A: The picture below is our public information for billing:

Q: Is this chocolate edible?
A: Sure is. Each ding dong is hand crafted with care by a certified chocolatier. **Orders on or after 5/1/20 are made with milk chocolate.


Q: How big is it?
A: Our anonymous chocolate dick gag gifts are as real as it gets. Coming right up to the American average penis size of about 5″ in length and completely solid to prevent breaking.


Q: When will my item ship?
A: Since all our chocolate is made fresh, orders are typically shipped within 2-3 business days. The processing time is in addition to the shipping option you choose. Please be aware that during busy times like holidays, processing may take a little longer than 3 business days.


Q: Have you ever had a problem with melting?
A: We have tested these chocolates in warm conditions and they went unmelted, but we’ve also had reports in mild climates where they were left on the doorstep in the sun and did melt. If you are concerned about the possibility of melting we offer insulated shipping boxes with Cold Gel Packs for a little extra.


Q: How do I know my target received the package (pun intended)?
A: Each package is tagged and easily tracked online through our shipment tracking service. Once it leaves our warehouse, you will receive that tracking number so you can check on live updates as the package reaches it’s target.


Q: Do you offer holiday/Christmas themed products?
A: Yes! Keep your eyes out for our Holiday Collections coming soon! For other holidays, we usually release products 3-4 weeks before the holiday.


Q: Why?
A: Because what is better than sending an anonymous chocolate dick to someone in the mail? There is something really special about knowing you have given something confusing with no hope of figuring out who the culprit is. That’s a special kind of torture.

SHIPS FROM OUR SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA WAREHOUSE
ORDERS TYPICALLY SHIP WITHIN 1-3 BUSINESS DAYS
 

Government Box - Stimulus Check Edition

Customer Reviews

Based on 84 reviews
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Samuel S.
Shipped and delivered quick, and

Shipped and delivered quick, and our buddies seemed to get a kick out of it :)

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Andrew E.
W as what I wanted

W as what I wanted and did what it was supposed too. No complaints b

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Danielle M.
The mystery went on for weeks! :joy:

I heard it was great. My best friend didn't know it was me so that was fun! She said the chocolate tasted like plastic, so that sucks dicks :smirk: she keeps forgetting to send me the picture so idk anything about the packaging or size of it all. Still worth it for me to order another one for my bf's mom for mother's day!!

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Jesus T.
Eagle has landed...

Package was received by not only the recipient but also the entire auto shop witnessed the epic stimulus package! Huge success!

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Jason M.
Excellent.

Excellent.

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