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Be Mine - Everlasting Moaning Card filled with Glitter, Valentine 2020
Be Mine - Everlasting Moaning Card filled with Glitter, Valentine 2020
Be Mine - Everlasting Moaning Card filled with Glitter, Valentine 2020

Be Mine - Everlasting Moaning Card filled with Glitter, Valentine 2020

Regular price $15.99 $10.99

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Roses are Red

Violets are Blue

I couldn't get the message across,

So here's a Moaning Card for you!

**Once card is sent, it is "activated" meaning once the card is opened, it won't stop. If you are sending to yourself and would like to be able to write a note before gifting, please let us know and we will NOT activate the card.  

Otherwise, the card will be activated when opened and rolling***

What happens when your valentine doesn't like chocolate and you can't give them a dong?  Cue the Everlasting Moaning Valentine's Card!

The Everlasting Porn Sound Card - The Card that starts making porn noises and doesn’t stop for over four hours! Sent anonymously from our warehouse to your recipient so they'll never know who sent it (unless you reveal yourself to them).

**Once card is sent, it is "activated" meaning once the card is opened, it won't stop. If you are sending to yourself, please let us know and we will NOT activate the card.  

Otherwise, the card will be activated when opened and rolling***



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Be Mine - Everlasting Moaning Card filled with Glitter, Valentine 2020

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