Roses are red, violets are blue Don't send stupid roses That's so 2002
This chocolate dick in a box comes in our limited edition Made With Love Box, ready to go for a a special someone in your life. If you want to include a custom card, visit that page and write the message before adding to your cart.
Originally developed as a way for people to anonymously tell their friends, office colleagues, etc to "eat a dick" without the repercussions, Dick at Your Door has grown into a great way to spice up the bachelorette party, have a laugh, or just eat some great chocolate.
These four ounce chocolates are perfect for your white elephant party, special occasions, birthdays, Valentines Day, a stocking stuffer, bachelor or bachelorette parties or maybe it's the only present the fucker deserves.
Shipped anonymously from our warehouse in San Diego, Ca.
Orders typically take 1-3 business days to process. We ship to the US, Territories, military addresses, Canada and outside the US to most Countries. Contact us if you have any questions whatsoever.
If you are shipping to a hot location, please make sure to select insulated shipping when checking out!
We have developed a vegan solution to keep the chocolates from melting as quickly as most chocolate. It's still Chocolate, after all.