A real gift? Why would you do that when you can send them a gorgeous chocolate d*ck!
This milk chocolate dick in a box comes in a specially designed for anything you want to congratulate someone for.
Graduated community college after seven years? CONGRATULATIONS!
Cured COVID-19? Dear god, please.
Finally moved out of your mom's basement? Congratulations eat a dick chocolate, you sack!
Anyways...you get the picture. This thing covers all the bases.
Originally developed as a way for people to anonymously tell their friends, office colleagues, etc to "eat a dick" without the repercussions, Dick at Your Door has grown into a great way to spice up the bachelorette party, have a laugh, or just eat some great chocolate.
These eat a dick chocolate gift boxes are shipped anonymously from our warehouse in San Diego, Ca.
Orders typically take 1-3 business days to process. We ship to the US, Territories, military addresses, Canada and outside the US to most Countries. Contact us if you have any questions whatsoever.
We typically ship items within 1-3 business days. Items are not guaranteed to be delivered within a certain timeframe, as many carriers are experiencing delays due to covid-19. If you are experiencing any delays, contact the shipping carrier for more information.