When you want to deliver something special to that special someone in your life, but they are a piece of shit so they don't deserve anything nice. This Chocolate Turd looks frightful, but is actually quite delicious. Made from Vegan "Milk" Chocolate, this is high quality chocolate for your low quality friend or boss.
The original and absolute best chocolate novelty gift for your friends, enemies, or just the neighbor who can’t seem to pick up her dog’s poop in your yard.
Shipped anonymously from our warehouse in San Diego, Ca.
Orders typically take 1-3 business days to process. We ship to the US, Territories, military addresses, Canada and outside the US to most Countries. Contact us if you have any questions whatsoever.