The Never Ending Cat Christmas Card - The Card that starts singing a cat Christmas Carol and doesn’t stop for over four hours! Choose to send anonymously
(unless you reveal yourself to them) or order to give someone a special gift directly from your hands
Ever wondered what it’s like to make someone go insane? Now you can with the Porn Parcel!!
We here at Dick At Your Door love a good dick prank. However, we know there are more nuanced and subtle pranks out there that will strike just as hard as our delicious vegan chocolate dicks. That why we made the wholesome everlasting Meowy Christmas.
Designed to look like a cute Christmas Card, this card pack a wallop when the recipient opens it to hear the vaguely funny kitty track. Press the button again and it ONLY GETS LOUDER.
The only way to stop the madness is to tear the card to shreds. When that happens, the recipient will get a lap full of glitter for their troubles. It’s simply diabolical.
There’s no stopping it once it’s started and the embarrassment is 10x when combined with our Christmas Cock.
Imagine your coworker opening this card in your hip and wide open office space. Screams of pleasure coming from his or her cubicle will no doubt earn a beat red face and a stern talking to.