"Eat My Ass" Chocolate Box

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Dick At Your Door has the best edible anus chocolates you never knew you needed.  Prank your friends with these mini buttholes! Anonymously send | over 70,000 happy pranksters!

Send a funny chocolate butthole to a friend, family member or foe. These tasty little chocolate treats are perfect for anniversaries, birthdays, valentine's day and so much more. Grab a chocolate butthole today! 

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Send An Anonymous Chocolate Butthole

Or don't, we don't care! Dick At Your Door is here for one thing only - to provide the best f*cking gag gifts you can get.

Why our succulent booty holes?

These fart boxes are the new jam in 2023. Everyone is sending them!

The Sweetest Treat - Valentine's Buttholes - DickAtYourDoor

Molded To Your Asshole

Not really, but it looks a lot like a chocolate starfish.

4 Tasty Treats

Our motto has always been "Live Fast. And Eat Ass"

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Chad O'Donnell
Great gift

They were a hit

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Anthony Picketpin
None of what was advertised

Received mail pretty quick but it was a large cardboard box, no chocolate dick, random card without proper message of what i wanted. As it sits waiting to see if i can get a refund or if there was a mistake

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Lupe Lara
Did not received my order complete

I ordered five bags of the gummy and only received four bags. One of my friends also received four bags and he ordered five bags.

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Jonathan Walker

Got him good

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David Weiand
Candy dicks

It was all as advertised.