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Sweet Treat - Eat a Dick - DickAtYourDoor
Sweet Treat - Eat a Dick - DickAtYourDoor
Sweet Treat - Eat a Dick - DickAtYourDoor

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Product Details

Flowers are so 2010 - Up your game this year and get your boo a gift they will not only love, they will remember forever!

The Sweet Treat Dong is our Limited Edition chocolate penis in a box of the year, so don't sleep on this perfect gift.

This chocolate dick in a box gift is perfect for this thoughtful occasion or just a friendly reminder to eat a dick.

  • SEVEN ounces of solid chocolate
  • Perfectly disguised as a luxury item
  • Featured in Huffington Post, Cosmo, Men's Health, Funny or Die and more

Originally developed as a way for people to anonymously tell their friends, office colleagues, etc to "eat a dick" without the repercussions, Dick at Your Door has grown into a great way to spice up the holidays, bachelorette party, have a laugh, or just eat some great chocolate that just happens to be shaped like a dong.

You supply the address we supply the dick.  It's that simple.

Shipping Information

Shipping

We typically ship items within 1-3 business days. Items are not guaranteed to be delivered within a certain timeframe, as many carriers are experiencing delays due to covid-19. If you are experiencing any delays, contact the shipping carrier for more information.

FAQ

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Are these truly anonymous?
A: Of course. We ship everything with complete discretion. The box has a gift company as the sender and won’t give your information out, unless you do something illegal (don’t do that) or involved in a legal lawsuit (sexual harassment, stalking, etc) and we are required by law. If you’d like the recipient to know who sent the dick, include a customized message and write whatever you’d like.


Q: Is my Phone number or any other information on the package?
A: No, we don't include any customer information on or inside the package. Your phone number, email and billing details are just used to process the payment and track your order.


Q: Is the billing discreet? What shows up on my credit card statement?
A: The picture below is our public information for billing:

Q: Is this chocolate edible?
A: Sure is. Each ding dong is hand crafted with care by a certified chocolatier. **Orders on or after 5/1/20 are made with milk chocolate.


Q: How big is it?
A: Our anonymous chocolate dick gag gifts are as real as it gets. Coming right up to the American average penis size of about 5″ in length and completely solid to prevent breaking.


Q: When will my item ship?
A: Since all our chocolate is made fresh, orders are typically shipped within 2-3 business days. The processing time is in addition to the shipping option you choose. Please be aware that during busy times like holidays, processing may take a little longer than 3 business days.


Q: Have you ever had a problem with melting?
A: We have tested these chocolates in warm conditions and they went unmelted, but we’ve also had reports in mild climates where they were left on the doorstep in the sun and did melt. If you are concerned about the possibility of melting we offer insulated shipping boxes with Cold Gel Packs for a little extra.


Q: How do I know my target received the package (pun intended)?
A: Each package is tagged and easily tracked online through our shipment tracking service. Once it leaves our warehouse, you will receive that tracking number so you can check on live updates as the package reaches it’s target.


Q: Do you offer holiday/Christmas themed products?
A: Yes! Keep your eyes out for our Holiday Collections coming soon! For other holidays, we usually release products 3-4 weeks before the holiday.


Q: Why?
A: Because what is better than sending an anonymous chocolate dick to someone in the mail? There is something really special about knowing you have given something confusing with no hope of figuring out who the culprit is. That’s a special kind of torture.

Send a chocolate dick was featured in Delish.
Dick at your door was featured in the Huffpost.

The best reactions

Gift giving is awesome. So are pranks. In the age of social media, global plagues, and all the other nonsense going on in our lives, sending a dick in the mail is something to lighten up life a little. Plus, who's going to be worried about that failed psych class when they can't stop wondering who the hell sent them a seven inch dong in the mail.

Stupid? Maybe a little...

Worth It? Every time.

Customer Reviews

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Aaron Cummings
I like it

I wanted to see what it was like before sending to someone.
I confirm it’s anonymous. It even teases them a bit by giving them a QR code that says “see who sent this to you”. Then asks for a tracking number to get the secret message.
I don’t recall if there was a spot to put a secret message but it said “oh no. This person doesn’t care about you enough to include a message”.
But never reveals who sent it.
The dick itself is a bit on the small side, but likely bigger than your enemy’s dick, and very realistic.

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Vickie Plue
Love it!

A wonderfully unique gift for those of us who are cheeky! The only bad thing I have to say is that my chocolate dick is slightly smaller than I expected. But it’s still perfectly large enough to be worth the price. I love this and I’ll definitely use Dick At Your Door again

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Daniel Carter
Great product.

My brother sent an explicit message but love it lol

Sweet Treat - Eat a Dick