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Embarrass your friends and family with the Fake Product Package
Introducing the ultimate prank box - the perfect way to embarrass your friends, family, or even your enemies! This box is designed to look like a regular delivery package, but with a hilarious twist that is sure to cause a stir.
The first thing that sets this prank box apart is the label. The label is designed to make the recipient feel embarrassed in front of their mailman. It's a funny and creative way to add an extra layer of embarrassment to the prank.
But that's not all - this prank box also comes with the option to add a custom message inside. You can add a message that's personalized to your target, which will make the prank even more effective. With this feature, you can really drive home the embarrassment and make your target feel truly mortified.
If you really want to up the ante, you can choose to include one of our prank bundle items. We offer a glitter bomb, a bag of dicks, a giant "eat a dick" chocolate, or a never-ending prank card. Each of these items is designed to add an extra layer of hilarity to the prank and make it truly unforgettable.
One of the best things about this prank box is that it's 100% anonymous. You don't have to worry about getting caught, so you can pull off the prank with confidence. This feature alone is a huge benefit, as it allows you to have fun without the fear of repercussions.
Overall, the prank box is a fun and creative way to embarrass someone in a lighthearted and harmless way. With the label, custom message, and prank bundle options, you can really tailor the prank to your target and make it as funny as possible. And with the added benefit of anonymity, you can have fun without any worry. So go ahead and order your prank box today - your target won't know what hit them!
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We typically ship items within 1-3 business days. Items are not guaranteed to be delivered within a certain timeframe, as many carriers are experiencing delays due to covid-19. If you are experiencing any delays, contact the shipping carrier for more information.
FAQ
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Q: Are these truly anonymous?
A: Of course. We ship everything with complete discretion. The box has a gift company as the sender and won’t give your information out, unless you do something illegal (don’t do that) or involved in a legal lawsuit (sexual harassment, stalking, etc) and we are required by law. If you’d like the recipient to know who sent the dick, include a customized message and write whatever you’d like.
Q: Is my Phone number or any other information on the package?
A: No, we don't include any customer information on or inside the package. Your phone number, email and billing details are just used to process the payment and track your order.
Q: Is the billing discreet? What shows up on my credit card statement?
A: The picture below is our public information for billing:
Q: Is this chocolate edible?
A: Sure is. Each ding dong is hand crafted with care by a certified chocolatier.
**Orders on or after 5/1/20 are made with milk chocolate.
Q: How big is it?
A: Our anonymous chocolate dick gag gifts are as real as it gets. Coming right up to the American average penis size of about 5″ in length and completely solid to prevent breaking.
Q: When will my item ship?
A: Since all our chocolate is made fresh, orders are typically shipped within 2-3 business days. The processing time is in addition to the shipping option you choose. Please be aware that during busy times like holidays, processing may take a little longer than 3 business days.
Q: Have you ever had a problem with melting?
A: We have tested these chocolates in warm conditions and they went unmelted, but we’ve also had reports in mild climates where they were left on the doorstep in the sun and did melt. If you are concerned about the possibility of melting we offer insulated shipping boxes with Cold Gel Packs for a little extra.
Q: How do I know my target received the package (pun intended)?
A: Each package is tagged and easily tracked online through our shipment tracking service. Once it leaves our warehouse, you will receive that tracking number so you can check on live updates as the package reaches it’s target.
Q: Do you offer holiday/Christmas themed products?
A: Yes! Keep your eyes out for our Holiday Collections coming soon! For other holidays, we usually release products 3-4 weeks before the holiday.
Q: Why?
A: Because what is better than sending an anonymous chocolate dick to someone in the mail? There is something really special about knowing you have given something confusing with no hope of figuring out who the culprit is. That’s a special kind of torture.