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from 2627 reviewsI ordered the eat a D and the eat S items! Both are perfect and hilarious! Fast shipping and packed to keep it safe! Great gift for friends with a sense of humor!

D*ck Glitter Bomb - Funny Prank Mail

Happy Fucking Birthday Prank Greeting Card

We are getting a new puppy next week
I plan on leaving it on my wife’s side of the bed

Laughed just hitting the order button!

These penises are just funny. The anonymity makes it totally stellar.
Ex bf pulled his ignore for weeks stunt. Sometimes when people turn their back on ya and apathy sets in, a delightful thing like eat a dick is available! Unfortunately he thought the dick was from someone else but we still laughed numerous times just thinking about it. He just needed it lol 🤣

I ordered a chocolate dick for a friend and it arrived damaged. I tried reporting the issue and it was never resolved. Will never purchase from them again.
There were no delays, and the order arrives at the recipient exactly as expected. No complaints from me and a great practical joke.

I got this for a Trump supporter frenemy of mine the next day after Joe Biden won the election along with a nice card thanking him for participating in democracy.

I bought this for my brother's birthday as a joke. So funny and the chocolate is actually really good. 😂

Everything was excellent. The only thing I would is have a milk chocolate "eat a dick" instead of only Dark Chocolate.

This worked out perfect because the recipient of this package had a milk delivery as well who showed up after this was delivered so they got to see the package hehe

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