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Eat A Dick: The White Walker (White Chocolate)

Regular price $19.99 Sale

Product Details

So you're saying our smooth, delicious, and original milk chocolate dong isn't good enough for you?  No problem.

That's why we have the White Walker for you.

Handmade in our chocolate labs right here in San Diego, this recipe is something that's better than that BS Hershey's cookies and cream you get at the corner store.  This is 5OZ of solid white chocolate dick in a box.  

Perfect for a good laugh, sweet sweet revenge, or just a way to confuse the hell out of someone.

Hurry up and get yourself one.  If you want them to stick around, we need to sell them!

Orders typically take 1-3 business days to process. We ship to the US, Territories, military addresses, Canada and outside the US to most Countries. Contact us if you have any questions whatsoever.

Shipping Information


We typically ship items within 1-3 business days. Items are not guaranteed to be delivered within a certain timeframe, as many carriers are experiencing delays due to covid-19. If you are experiencing any delays, contact the shipping carrier for more information.


Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Are these truly anonymous?
A: Of course. We ship everything with complete discretion. The box has a gift company as the sender and won’t give your information out, unless you do something illegal (don’t do that) or involved in a legal lawsuit (sexual harassment, stalking, etc) and we are required by law. If you’d like the recipient to know who sent the dick, include a customized message and write whatever you’d like.

Q: Is my Phone number or any other information on the package?
A: No, we don't include any customer information on or inside the package. Your phone number, email and billing details are just used to process the payment and track your order.

Q: Is the billing discreet? What shows up on my credit card statement?
A: The picture below is our public information for billing:

Q: Is this chocolate edible?
A: Sure is. Each ding dong is hand crafted with care by a certified chocolatier. **Orders on or after 5/1/20 are made with milk chocolate.

Q: How big is it?
A: Our anonymous chocolate dick gag gifts are as real as it gets. Coming right up to the American average penis size of about 5″ in length and completely solid to prevent breaking.

Q: When will my item ship?
A: Since all our chocolate is made fresh, orders are typically shipped within 2-3 business days. The processing time is in addition to the shipping option you choose. Please be aware that during busy times like holidays, processing may take a little longer than 3 business days.

Q: Have you ever had a problem with melting?
A: We have tested these chocolates in warm conditions and they went unmelted, but we’ve also had reports in mild climates where they were left on the doorstep in the sun and did melt. If you are concerned about the possibility of melting we offer insulated shipping boxes with Cold Gel Packs for a little extra.

Q: How do I know my target received the package (pun intended)?
A: Each package is tagged and easily tracked online through our shipment tracking service. Once it leaves our warehouse, you will receive that tracking number so you can check on live updates as the package reaches it’s target.

Q: Do you offer holiday/Christmas themed products?
A: Yes! Keep your eyes out for our Holiday Collections coming soon! For other holidays, we usually release products 3-4 weeks before the holiday.

Q: Why?
A: Because what is better than sending an anonymous chocolate dick to someone in the mail? There is something really special about knowing you have given something confusing with no hope of figuring out who the culprit is. That’s a special kind of torture.


Eat A Dick: The White Walker (White Chocolate)

Customer Reviews

Based on 62 reviews
Thomas F.
Great Product, lots of laughs

Used as a selector on a trip recently to the Islands. Had 10 with me (9 dark, 1 white) the ladies all choose 1 and whoever got the white 1 I took to dinner, etc...
All the ladies got a good laugh out of it and all posed for pictures with their special chocolates. Great product and Fast delivery. Will be ordering another round next year for my annual trip.

Albert W.
Loved it

Loved it

Bruna T.
It was perfect, very funny,

It was perfect, very funny, for sure I will order more:rofl: recommend to everyone hi like to make good jokes :smiling_face_with_smiling_eyes_and_hand_covering_mouth:

Nathan L.
My girl slob on that

My girl slob on that dick for a day!!!



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