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Holiday Dong - Eat a Dick - DickAtYourDoor
Holiday Dong - Eat a Dick - DickAtYourDoor
Holiday Dong - Eat a Dick - DickAtYourDoor
Holiday Dong - Eat a Dick - DickAtYourDoor
Holiday Dong - Eat a Dick - DickAtYourDoor

Regular price $19.99 Sale



Product Details

A real gift for Christmas? Why would you do that when you can send them a gorgeous chocolate d*ck from Santa himself.

This Christmas milk chocolate dick in a box gift comes in a specially designed Christmas Box from the North Pole, perfect for an elegant present under the tree or the perfect stocking stuffer for that loser friend or family member of yours. 

Originally developed as a way for people to anonymously tell their friends, office colleagues, etc to "eat a dick" without the repercussions, our chocolate dicks have grown into a great way to spice up those special occasions that never have the perfect gift.

These eat a dick chocolate gift boxes are shipped anonymously from our warehouse in San Diego, Ca.

Shipping Information


We typically ship items within 1-3 business days. Items are not guaranteed to be delivered within a certain timeframe, as many carriers are experiencing delays due to covid-19. If you are experiencing any delays, contact the shipping carrier for more information.


Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Are these truly anonymous?
A: Of course. We ship everything with complete discretion. The box has a gift company as the sender and won’t give your information out, unless you do something illegal (don’t do that) or involved in a legal lawsuit (sexual harassment, stalking, etc) and we are required by law. If you’d like the recipient to know who sent the dick, include a customized message and write whatever you’d like.

Q: Is my Phone number or any other information on the package?
A: No, we don't include any customer information on or inside the package. Your phone number, email and billing details are just used to process the payment and track your order.

Q: Is the billing discreet? What shows up on my credit card statement?
A: The picture below is our public information for billing:

Q: Is this chocolate edible?
A: Sure is. Each ding dong is hand crafted with care by a certified chocolatier. **Orders on or after 5/1/20 are made with milk chocolate.

Q: How big is it?
A: Our anonymous chocolate dick gag gifts are as real as it gets. Coming right up to the American average penis size of about 5″ in length and completely solid to prevent breaking.

Q: When will my item ship?
A: Since all our chocolate is made fresh, orders are typically shipped within 2-3 business days. The processing time is in addition to the shipping option you choose. Please be aware that during busy times like holidays, processing may take a little longer than 3 business days.

Q: Have you ever had a problem with melting?
A: We have tested these chocolates in warm conditions and they went unmelted, but we’ve also had reports in mild climates where they were left on the doorstep in the sun and did melt. If you are concerned about the possibility of melting we offer insulated shipping boxes with Cold Gel Packs for a little extra.

Q: How do I know my target received the package (pun intended)?
A: Each package is tagged and easily tracked online through our shipment tracking service. Once it leaves our warehouse, you will receive that tracking number so you can check on live updates as the package reaches it’s target.

Q: Do you offer holiday/Christmas themed products?
A: Yes! Keep your eyes out for our Holiday Collections coming soon! For other holidays, we usually release products 3-4 weeks before the holiday.

Q: Why?
A: Because what is better than sending an anonymous chocolate dick to someone in the mail? There is something really special about knowing you have given something confusing with no hope of figuring out who the culprit is. That’s a special kind of torture.

The best reactions

Gift giving is awesome. So are pranks. In the age of social media, global plagues, and all the other nonsense going on in our lives, sending a dick in the mail is something to lighten up life a little. Plus, who's going to be worried about that failed psych class when they can't stop wondering who the hell sent them a seven inch dong in the mail.

Stupid? Maybe a little...

Worth It? Every time.

Customer Reviews

Based on 35 reviews
John Chyz
Christmas Gift

On Dec. 17th I ordered this as a prank Christmas gift. On Dec. 26th, I received notification from USPS that a shipping label had been prepared but the item not yet shipped. After several attempts to reach customer service at DAYD with no response, I finally received notification from USPS on Dec. 29th that the package arrived at their distribution center. The item was finally delivered on Jan. 3rd. I was not made aware of any expected holiday delays at DAYD when ordering the gift.

Sophia Williams

Holiday Dong - Santa Brought Your Something Special

Jeffrey Strout

Holiday Dong - Santa Brought Your Something Special

Dick In box

Got for friend who got out of surgery. He was laughing for days. Very funny! I will use again.

James Kratochvil
Dick in box

Was amazing. Got as gift for a friend who just came out of hospital. He was laughing for days. I’ll use again for sure.

Holiday Dong - Eat a Dick