Fowl Language Mug

This bad biatch holds almost 15 oz of hot ass coffee.  This mug is so big you can take a bath in it.  If you put espresso to the top of this, you would probably die.  Don't die.  Just drink your coffee nice and slow

honey, if you don't know how a cup works yet, you aren't old enough to be on this site.

If you order before 2PM EST monday through Friday, your order will go out on the same day. after 2pm EST, and your order will ship out the following day.  All orders taken over the weekend are sent out the following monday.

Generally speaking, we suggest you give your singin prank confetti card to your recipient within three months of purcahsing the card.  Because it is battery operated, the card will eventually lose it's charge.  We have many that worked after a year, but don't push it....just to be safe!

Each package is tagged and easily tracked online through our shipment tracking service. Once it leaves our warehouse, you will receive that tracking number so you can check on live updates as the package reaches it’s target.

Because what is better than sending an anonymous chocolate dick to someone in the mail? There is something really special about knowing you have given something confusing with no hope of figuring out who the culprit is. That’s a special kind of torture.