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This bad biatch holds almost 15 oz of hot ass coffee. This mug is so big you can take a bath in it. If you put espresso to the top of this, you would probably die. Don't die. Just drink your coffee nice and slow
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If you order before 2PM EST monday through Friday, your order will go out on the same day. after 2pm EST, and your order will ship out the following day. All orders taken over the weekend are sent out the following monday.
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Each package is tagged and easily tracked online through our shipment tracking service. Once it leaves our warehouse, you will receive that tracking number so you can check on live updates as the package reaches it’s target.
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