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Be Mine - NEVER ENDING Moaning Card filled with Glitter

Regular price $15.99 $10.99

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Product Details

Roses are Red

Violets are Blue

I couldn't get the message across,

So here's a Moaning Card for you!

**If you select the card to be activated, once the card is opened it won't stop.

**If you select the card not be activated, you'll be able to activate the card yourself by reading the instructions. You can write anything you want before activating the card, but once activated, do not open the card.

 

What happens when your valentine doesn't like chocolate and you can't give them a dong?  Cue the Everlasting Moaning Valentine's Card!

The Everlasting Porn Sound Card - The Card that starts making porn noises and doesn’t stop for over four hours! Sent anonymously from our warehouse to your recipient so they'll never know who sent it (unless you reveal yourself to them).

**If you select the card to be activated, once the card is opened it won't stop.

**If you select the card not be activated, you'll be able to activate the card yourself by reading the instructions. You can write anything you want before activating the card, but once activated, do not open the card.



SHIPS FROM OUR SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA WAREHOUSE
ORDERS TYPICALLY SHIP WITHIN 1-3 BUSINESS DAYS

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