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Product Details

**If you select the card to be activated, once the button is pressed, it won't stop for hours. Do not press the button.

**If you select the card not be activated, you'll be able to activate the card yourself by reading the instructions. You can write anything you want before activating the card, but once activated, do not press the button.

The Never Ending Cactus Prick Sound Birthday Card - The Card that sings Happy Birthday in the most annoying tune and doesn’t stop for over four hours! Sent anonymously from our warehouse to your recipient so they'll never know who sent it (unless you reveal yourself to them). The only way to deactivate the card is to rip it to pieces.

Ever wondered what it’s like to make someone go insane? Now you can with the Hilarious Never Ending Cactus Prick Sound Birthday Card.

We here at Dick At Your Door love a good dick prank. However, we know there are more nuanced and subtle pranks out there that will strike just as hard as our delicious chocolate dicks. That why we made the everlasting Prick Birthday Sound Card.

Designed to look like an innocent Happy Birthday Prick Cactus Card, this never ending annoying card prank packs a wallop when the recipient opens it to hear the sounds of someone singing Happy Birthday over and over again in the most annoying voice ever.

The only way to stop the madness is to tear the card to shreds. It’s simply diabolical.

The embarrassment is 10x when combined with the Happy Birthday Chocolate Dick.

Imagine your coworker opening this card in your office space. Everyone will hate them, including themselves.

Happy Pranking, Friends.

Shipping Information


We typically ship items within 1-3 business days. Items are not guaranteed to be delivered within a certain timeframe, as many carriers are experiencing delays due to covid-19. If you are experiencing any delays, contact the shipping carrier for more information.


Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Are these truly anonymous?
A: Of course. We ship everything with complete discretion. The box has a gift company as the sender and won’t give your information out, unless you do something illegal (don’t do that) or involved in a legal lawsuit (sexual harassment, stalking, etc) and we are required by law. If you’d like the recipient to know who sent the dick, include a customized message and write whatever you’d like.

Q: Is my Phone number or any other information on the package?
A: No, we don't include any customer information on or inside the package. Your phone number, email and billing details are just used to process the payment and track your order.

Q: Is the billing discreet? What shows up on my credit card statement?
A: The picture below is our public information for billing:

Q: Is this chocolate edible?
A: Sure is. Each ding dong is hand crafted with care by a certified chocolatier. **Orders on or after 5/1/20 are made with milk chocolate.

Q: How big is it?
A: Our anonymous chocolate dick gag gifts are as real as it gets. Coming right up to the American average penis size of about 5″ in length and completely solid to prevent breaking.

Q: When will my item ship?
A: Since all our chocolate is made fresh, orders are typically shipped within 2-3 business days. The processing time is in addition to the shipping option you choose. Please be aware that during busy times like holidays, processing may take a little longer than 3 business days.

Q: Have you ever had a problem with melting?
A: We have tested these chocolates in warm conditions and they went unmelted, but we’ve also had reports in mild climates where they were left on the doorstep in the sun and did melt. If you are concerned about the possibility of melting we offer insulated shipping boxes with Cold Gel Packs for a little extra.

Q: How do I know my target received the package (pun intended)?
A: Each package is tagged and easily tracked online through our shipment tracking service. Once it leaves our warehouse, you will receive that tracking number so you can check on live updates as the package reaches it’s target.

Q: Do you offer holiday/Christmas themed products?
A: Yes! Keep your eyes out for our Holiday Collections coming soon! For other holidays, we usually release products 3-4 weeks before the holiday.

Q: Why?
A: Because what is better than sending an anonymous chocolate dick to someone in the mail? There is something really special about knowing you have given something confusing with no hope of figuring out who the culprit is. That’s a special kind of torture.



Customer Reviews

Based on 5 reviews
Andrew N.
Love this!

Sent to a friend and he couldn't figure out how to get to stop. He put in his garage overnight. He then got it the next day and opened it again and it started up again. LOL, it is awesome!

Megan M.

So funny

Michael S.
Goes on and on drove

Goes on and on drove my brother crazy lol

Jennifer E.
Great Service

The card is awesome, once it starts it does not shut up. The chocolate is also fantastically molded. My friend grabbed his mail on his way to his father's house so he opened it in front of his family which was extra hilarious for me. I wish I was there, but hearing about it was just as good. Best part is my friend still has no idea who sent it!!

Jennifer H.
Great add on

Fun card to add on with the gift. Turns off after about an hour.

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