**If you select the card to be activated, once the button is pressed, it won't stop for hours. Do not press the button.

**If you select the card not be activated, you'll be able to activate the card yourself by reading the instructions. You can write anything you want before activating the card, but once activated, do not press the button.

The Never Ending Shitty Birthday Sound Card - The Card that sings Happy Birthday in fart noises and doesn’t stop for over four hours! Sent anonymously from our warehouse to your recipient so they'll never know who sent it (unless you reveal yourself to them). The only way to deactivate the card is to rip it to pieces, but if they do that, it unloads annoying glitter everywhere for them to clean up.

Ever wondered what it’s like to make someone go insane? Now you can with the Hilarious Shitty Birthday Card Gag Gift.

We here at Dick At Your Door love a good dick prank. However, we know there are more nuanced and subtle pranks out there that will strike just as hard as our delicious chocolate dicks. That why we made the everlasting Shitty Birthday Sound Card.

Designed to look like an innocent Happy Birthday Card, this never ending fart sound card prank packs a wallop when the recipient opens it to hear the sounds of someone farting Happy Birthday over and over again.

The only way to stop the madness is to tear the card to shreds. When that happens, the recipient will get a lap full of glitter for their troubles. It’s simply diabolical.

There’s no stopping it once it’s started and the embarrassment is 10x when combined with the Happy Birthday Chocolate Dick or the Happy Birthday Hard Candy Dick.

Imagine your coworker opening this card in your office space. It's almost like real poo particles flying from the recipient.

Happy Pranking, Friends.

NEVER ENDING HAPPY BIRTHDAY Sound Card with Glitter: Shitty Birthday