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For You - Never Ending Country Moaning Song

Regular price $14.99 Sale

Product Details

**If you select the card to be activated, once the card is opened, it won't stop for hours. 

**If you select the card not be activated, you'll be able to activate the card yourself by pulling the tab on the card. You can write anything you want before activating the card, but once the tab is pulled, DO NOT OPEN THE CARD.

Ever wondered what it’s like to drive someone to insanity? Now you can with the "For You"Moaning Porn Sound Cardl!! 

Here is the audio this card plays when activated: 


We here at Dick At Your Door love a good dick prank. However, we know there are more nuanced and subtle pranks out there that will strike just as hard as our delicious chocolate dicks. That why we made the non-family friendly anti wholesome everlasting Valentines Day card.

Designed to look like a cute Valentine's Day Card, this card pack a wallop when the recipient opens it to hear what starts out as a country love song, only to quickly turn sexual and make porn sounds for hours without being able to turn it off.

The only way to stop the Valentine's girl moaning sound card is to tear the card to shreds. It’s simply diabolical.

Imagine your coworker opening this card in your hip and wide open office space. Screams of pleasure coming from his or her cubicle will no doubt earn a beat red face and a stern talking to.

Happy Pranking, Friends.

Shipping Information

Shipping

We typically ship items within 1-3 business days. Items are not guaranteed to be delivered within a certain timeframe, as many carriers are experiencing delays due to covid-19. If you are experiencing any delays, contact the shipping carrier for more information.

FAQ

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Are these truly anonymous?
A: Of course. We ship everything with complete discretion. The box has a gift company as the sender and won’t give your information out, unless you do something illegal (don’t do that) or involved in a legal lawsuit (sexual harassment, stalking, etc) and we are required by law. If you’d like the recipient to know who sent the dick, include a customized message and write whatever you’d like.


Q: Is my Phone number or any other information on the package?
A: No, we don't include any customer information on or inside the package. Your phone number, email and billing details are just used to process the payment and track your order.


Q: Is the billing discreet? What shows up on my credit card statement?
A: The picture below is our public information for billing:

Q: Is this chocolate edible?
A: Sure is. Each ding dong is hand crafted with care by a certified chocolatier. **Orders on or after 5/1/20 are made with milk chocolate.


Q: How big is it?
A: Our anonymous chocolate dick gag gifts are as real as it gets. Coming right up to the American average penis size of about 5″ in length and completely solid to prevent breaking.


Q: When will my item ship?
A: Since all our chocolate is made fresh, orders are typically shipped within 2-3 business days. The processing time is in addition to the shipping option you choose. Please be aware that during busy times like holidays, processing may take a little longer than 3 business days.


Q: Have you ever had a problem with melting?
A: We have tested these chocolates in warm conditions and they went unmelted, but we’ve also had reports in mild climates where they were left on the doorstep in the sun and did melt. If you are concerned about the possibility of melting we offer insulated shipping boxes with Cold Gel Packs for a little extra.


Q: How do I know my target received the package (pun intended)?
A: Each package is tagged and easily tracked online through our shipment tracking service. Once it leaves our warehouse, you will receive that tracking number so you can check on live updates as the package reaches it’s target.


Q: Do you offer holiday/Christmas themed products?
A: Yes! Keep your eyes out for our Holiday Collections coming soon! For other holidays, we usually release products 3-4 weeks before the holiday.


Q: Why?
A: Because what is better than sending an anonymous chocolate dick to someone in the mail? There is something really special about knowing you have given something confusing with no hope of figuring out who the culprit is. That’s a special kind of torture.

SHIPS FROM OUR SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA WAREHOUSE
ORDERS TYPICALLY SHIP WITHIN 1-3 BUSINESS DAYS
 

For You - Never Ending Country Moaning Song

Customer Reviews

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Anna M.
Omg I’ve never laughed as much as I did when I heard my nepo reaction, it made my day :joy::joy:

Omg I’ve never laughed as much as I did when I heard about my nephews reaction thank u it made my day :joy::joy:

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Jennifer F.
Fucking hilarious

When you try to rip it open, there's a glitter bomb that pops out with the music piece. It is so funny :joy:

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Tiffany K.
Love the products

These are the perfect gag gifts!!! Am always satisfied with my orders!!!

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Melissa M.
Winner!

When she tried to hide it under the couch cushion to stop the music! Win!!

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Ernestina S.
Sent this to my sister

Sent this to my sister in Georgia and video chatted her as she opened it. She was so pissed off. I love it!

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