Spice up the old fellas boring life a bit and send him something he's never gotten before...something he'll never forget!
The Happy Father's Day Gift Shit Box is the perfect gift for any dad with a sense of humor. A manly box with "Dear Dad" on the outside quickly turns to shit as the inside is a chocolate piece of poop. High quality poop, of course. He deserves the best, so our high quality vegan dark chocolate made from small batch chocolate, using certified organic beans from Madagascar. This Father's Day Chocolate Poop Prank is shipped anonymously from our warehouse in San Diego, CA. Don't want it to be anonymous? add a custom note for just a couple bucks and tell dad just how awesome he is.
Add one of the world famous never ending singing Father's Day Cards to the mix to make it extra special. The card plays fart noises when opened non-stop for 3+ hours until the battery dies and can't be turned off without ripping the card to pieces, spilling glitter everywhere.
Only 250 available, so get on it!
Orders typically take 1-3 business days to process. We ship to the US, Territories, military addresses, Canada and outside the US to most Countries. Contact us if you have any questions about this eat a dick birthday gift.
We typically ship items within 1-3 business days. Items are not guaranteed to be delivered within a certain timeframe, as many carriers are experiencing delays due to covid-19. If you are experiencing any delays, contact the shipping carrier for more information.