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Congratulations on the New Baby! - Never-Ending Crying Baby Prank Greeting Card - DickAtYourDoor
Congratulations on the New Baby! - Never-Ending Crying Baby Prank Greeting Card - DickAtYourDoor
Congratulations on the New Baby! - Never-Ending Crying Baby Prank Greeting Card - DickAtYourDoor
Congratulations on the New Baby! - Never-Ending Crying Baby Prank Greeting Card - DickAtYourDoor
Congratulations on the New Baby! - Never-Ending Crying Baby Prank Greeting Card - DickAtYourDoor
Congratulations on the New Baby! - Never-Ending Crying Baby Prank Greeting Card - DickAtYourDoor
Congratulations on the New Baby! - Never-Ending Crying Baby Prank Greeting Card
Congratulations on the New Baby! - Never-Ending Crying Baby Prank Greeting Card - DickAtYourDoor
Congratulations on the New Baby! - Never-Ending Crying Baby Prank Greeting Card - DickAtYourDoor
Congratulations on the New Baby! - Never-Ending Crying Baby Prank Greeting Card - DickAtYourDoor
Congratulations on the New Baby! - Never-Ending Crying Baby Prank Greeting Card - DickAtYourDoor
Congratulations on the New Baby! - Never-Ending Crying Baby Prank Greeting Card - DickAtYourDoor
Congratulations on the New Baby! - Never-Ending Crying Baby Prank Greeting Card - DickAtYourDoor
Congratulations on the New Baby! - Never-Ending Crying Baby Prank Greeting Card - DickAtYourDoor
Congratulations on the New Baby! - Never-Ending Crying Baby Prank Greeting Card - DickAtYourDoor
Congratulations on the New Baby! - Never-Ending Crying Baby Prank Greeting Card
Congratulations on the New Baby! - Never-Ending Crying Baby Prank Greeting Card - DickAtYourDoor
Congratulations on the New Baby! - Never-Ending Crying Baby Prank Greeting Card - DickAtYourDoor

Congratulations on the New Baby! - Never-Ending Crying Baby Prank Greeting Card

“Got this for my boyfriend and he couldn't stop laughing - highly recommend for some good fun and great laughs"

Activated = Ready to be pranked on arrival/first open (most popular) 

$12.99

Our Famous Never Ending Greeting Cards are back! Anonymously send the most confusing and offensive cards you never knew you needed

***NOTE*** If you are ordering the card activated, we assume the next person who opens the cards is the recipient.  That means, when the card is opened next, it will be triggered and you will not be able to turn the sound off.

Congratulations, you're having a baby!!  The Never-Ending Crying baby card is designed to let the mother and father to-be know exactly what they are getting into. 

Whether you're having us write the custom message and send on your behalf anonymously, or getting in on the action and giving your target the gift in person, this crying baby is going to get under people's skin when it goes off

  • Up to four hours of continuously looping Crying baby sounds.  Make sure they open it in public for maximum embarrassment and panic (video below)
  • Anonymously sent activate with your custom message already inside
  • The only way to stop the music is to destroy the card
  • When destroyed, a payload of fine glitter is there to make one final joke
  • maximum satisfaction knowing you have played the ultimate birthday prank

We all have those friends, family members, co-workers, and acquaintances who deserve the best of the best.  That's why we developed our Never-ending* Singing Cards for your enjoyment. 

Anonymously send the card they will never forget.  With up to four hours of looping embarrassing and funny sounds, these cards are designed for maximum confusion, frustration, and...well....embarrassment.  Check out our entire lineup of cards here for all your favorite occasions.  

Whether it's a birthday, the holidays, Valentine's Day, or just because, we know the greeting card game will never be the same again.

 

$12.99
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Was well received!

I knew the package was received when my mother texted me, “Are you done sending shitty gifts?” Maybe her husband shouldn’t keep gifting me Trump memorabilia and bibles as “jokes”.

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Rob Severence
Was well received!

I knew the package was received when my mother texted me, “Are you done sending shitty gifts?” Maybe her husband shouldn’t keep gifting me Trump memorabilia and bibles as “jokes”.

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Ryan Coffey
Perfect, thank you!!

Arrived just on time Christmas Eve morning! My niece and I always exchange joke gifts at family Christmas Eve dinner, and I won again with your help lol . Was able to give my niece her amazing chocolate shit present lol. Thanks again guys!

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Turd in a Box

Although I ordered a Turd in a Box It was delivered to my address … Not the Turd Earners and it melted in the mailbox … I was pleased with the service and the mix up was probably on my end … Thank you … I now have Diarreah in a Box … Lol …