Our Famous Never Ending Greeting Cards are back! Anonymously send the most confusing and offensive cards you never knew you needed

***NOTE*** If you are ordering the card activated, we assume the next person who opens the cards is the recipient. That means, when the card is opened next, it will be triggered and you will not be able to turn the sound off.

Thanks a Shitload, friend!! The Never-ending Farting Greeting Card is designed to be best thank you've ever given. We promise it won't be forced. Whether you're having us write the custom message and send on your behalf anonymously, or getting in on the action and giving your target the gift in person, this birthday is going to get weird.

Up to four hours of continuously looping diarrhea noises. Make sure they open it in public for maximum embarrassment and panic (video below)
Anonymously sent activate with your custom message already inside
The only way to stop the music is to destroy the card
When destroyed, a payload of fine glitter is there to make one final joke
maximum satisfaction knowing you have played the ultimate birthday prank

We all have those friends, family members, co-workers, and acquaintances who deserve the best of the best. That's why we developed our Never-ending* Singing Cards for your enjoyment.

Anonymously send the card they will never forget. With up to four hours of looping embarrassing and funny sounds, these cards are designed for maximum confusion, frustration, and...well....embarrassment. Check out our entire lineup of cards here for all your favorite occasions.

Whether it's a birthday, the holidays, Valentine's Day, or just because, we know the greeting card game will never be the same again.

Thanks a Shitload! - Never Ending Prank Thank You Card