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***NOTE*** If you are ordering the card activated, we assume the next person who opens the cards is the recipient. That means, when the card is opened next, it will be triggered and you will not be able to turn the sound off.

Looking for a hilarious and unforgettable way to celebrate a special lady's birthday? Look no further than the "Tits Your Birthday" Never-Ending Birthday Card for Her from Dick at Your Door.

This high-quality and cheeky card features a never-ending loop of a seductive female voice singing a rude version of the happy birthday song, with the lyrics "tits your birthday, shake it like it's your birthday." Our innovative prank technology ensures that the sound can play continuously for up to three hours, so the laughs don't have to end anytime soon.

This card is perfect for the woman in your life who loves a good laugh and has a sense of humor as big as her personality. Whether she's a close friend, a sister, or even your mother, this card is sure to bring a smile to her face and a chuckle to her lips.

At Dick at Your Door, we're committed to providing the highest-quality products and service to our customers. That's why our "Tits Your Birthday" Never-Ending Birthday Card for Her is printed on durable cardstock, ensuring that it will last long after the initial surprise has worn off.

Plus, with same-day shipping available for orders placed by 3PM EST, you can be sure that your prank will arrive in plenty of time to surprise and amuse your recipient. Most orders arrive within three days of shipping, so you won't have to wait long to start enjoying the endless entertainment that this card provides.

In conclusion, if you're looking for a hilarious and unforgettable way to celebrate a special lady's birthday, then the "Tits Your Birthday" Never-Ending Birthday Card for Her from Dick at Your Door is the perfect choice. With its never-ending loop of a seductive female voice singing a rude version of the happy birthday song, this card is sure to provide endless amusement and laughter for you and your recipient. Order yours today and get ready to surprise and delight with a gift she'll never forget.

Tits Your Birthday - Never Ending Birthday Card for Her