The Original Chocolate Penis Prank. This is exactly what you have been searching for, we promise. It's the real Dick in a Box that the Lonely Island Boys wish they had
Back in 2016, we were just a couple of 20 somethings making funny dick jokes and melting chocolate in a small kitchen. Looking back, we had no clue where we were going or what this would be. Nonetheless, here we are and now we are better than ever. Seriously.
We've double the size of the chocolate by weight and dimensions (girth baby), added new flavors, and given you all the options you need to give the best gift of all time.
In as little as two minutes, you can order the funniest and most confusing gift in the world.
Following the steps make this as easy as you want.
Step 1: Choose your Box - Pick from the original boxes or jump in on the new surprise and thinking of you boxes. Maybe you have a birthday party you need to upset? We got that too
Step 2: Add a Message - Not a requirement, but a prank gift is always funnier when there is an equally
Looking for a unique and delicious treat that's sure to surprise and delight? The "Eat a Dick" chocolate is just what you need! Handmade in California, this intricately crafted chocolate weighs almost 1/2 a pound and features incredible detail that will leave the recipient both confused and laughing.
Crafted from the finest quality vegan ingredients, this chocolate is not only visually impressive but also incredibly delicious. Each bite is a sensory delight, with the perfect balance of sweetness and rich, decadent chocolate flavor. These girthy gals are guaranteed to make the party really pop.
But the "Eat a Dick" chocolate is not just any chocolate. It's also the perfect tool for an anonymous mail prank! Imagine sending this to a friend or co-worker, with no return address or indication of who sent it. The shock and laughter on their face when they open it will be priceless!
This chocolate is perfect for a variety of occasions. Maybe you want to prank a co-worker who's been getting on your nerves, or send it anonymously to a friend who could use a good laugh. Or perhaps you want to surprise your significant other with an unexpected and unique gift. The possibilities are endless especially when each "package" is packaged as a luxury gift. They will never see it coming.
So why wait? Order the "Eat a Dick" chocolate today and experience the unique blend of humor and decadence that only this vegan chocolate can offer. And if you're feeling mischievous, consider sending it as an anonymous mail prank – the laughs will be well worth it!
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Sure is! Each ding dong is hand crafted with care by a certified chocolatier. 100% vegan and they're absolutely delicious.
Our anonymous chocolate dick gag gifts are as real as it gets. Coming right up to the American average penis size of about 5″ in length and completely solid to prevent breaking.
Since all our chocolate is made fresh, orders are typically shipped within 2-3 business days. The processing time is in addition to the shipping option you choose. Please be aware that during busy times like holidays, processing may take a little longer than 3 business days.
We have tested these chocolates in warm conditions and they went unmelted, but we’ve also had reports in mild climates where they were left on the doorstep in the sun and did melt. If you are concerned about the possibility of melting we offer insulated shipping boxes with Cold Gel Packs for a little extra.
Each package is tagged and easily tracked online through our shipment tracking service. Once it leaves our warehouse, you will receive that tracking number so you can check on live updates as the package reaches it’s target.
Because what is better than sending an anonymous chocolate dick to someone in the mail? There is something really special about knowing you have given something confusing with no hope of figuring out who the culprit is. That’s a special kind of torture.
I sent this to my DIL for her birthday.
It was so much fun.
She said her jaw literally DROPPED when she opened it.
So funny
Played off perfectly! I did it to a friend as a gag and it was perfect. Totally worth it
Great gift
Amazing! Great hilarious gift ideas .. my 2 friends were so surprised and delighted! Love a good promo too!! Responsive cust service too
The looks in their face when they open the present.