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Sure is! Each ding dong is hand crafted with care by a certified chocolatier. 100% vegan and they're absolutely delicious.
This chocoalte turd packs a bunch at 4oz or lumpy, vegan chocolate goodness. Fake poop is the funniest when given anonymously.
Since all our chocolate is made fresh, orders are typically shipped within 2-3 business days. The processing time is in addition to the shipping option you choose. Please be aware that during busy times like holidays, processing may take a little longer than 3 business days.
We have tested these chocolates in warm conditions and they went unmelted, but we’ve also had reports in mild climates where they were left on the doorstep in the sun and did melt. If you are concerned about the possibility of melting we offer insulated shipping boxes with Cold Gel Packs for a little extra.
Each package is tagged and easily tracked online through our shipment tracking service. Once it leaves our warehouse, you will receive that tracking number so you can check on live updates as the package reaches it’s target.
Because what is better than sending an anonymous chocolate dick to someone in the mail? There is something really special about knowing you have given something confusing with no hope of figuring out who the culprit is. That’s a special kind of torture.
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you have to mail them to yourself then you can mail them to the person getting them. If you mail it to the person they get it outside of the enevelope.I messed up the first ones. I pulled the tab then opened them up to write my note inside.The company was nice enough to send me 2 more but once again when I opened them to write a note (without pulling tab), they would not stop. Other products have been good, but too much work to try to send 4 party invitations to people and still have not figured out how.
I’ve been waiting for a month for my package and have not received it. No one responds to my emails and I’m unable to receive a refund.
I have always had a great experience ordering from you.
I knew the package was received when my mother texted me, “Are you done sending shitty gifts?” Maybe her husband shouldn’t keep gifting me Trump memorabilia and bibles as “jokes”.