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Eat Shit: Chocolate Turd in a Box - DickAtYourDoor
Eat Shit: Chocolate Turd in a Box - DickAtYourDoor
Eat Shit: Chocolate Turd in a Box - DickAtYourDoor
Eat Shit: Chocolate Turd in a Box - DickAtYourDoor
Eat Shit: Chocolate Turd in a Box - DickAtYourDoor
Eat Shit: Chocolate Turd in a Box - DickAtYourDoor
Eat Shit: Chocolate Turd in a Box - DickAtYourDoor
Eat Shit: Chocolate Turd in a Box - DickAtYourDoor
Eat Shit: Chocolate Turd in a Box - DickAtYourDoor
Eat Shit: Chocolate Turd in a Box - DickAtYourDoor
Eat Shit: Chocolate Turd in a Box - DickAtYourDoor
Eat Shit: Chocolate Turd in a Box - DickAtYourDoor
Eat Shit: Chocolate Turd in a Box - DickAtYourDoor
Eat Shit: Chocolate Turd in a Box - DickAtYourDoor
Eat Shit: Chocolate Turd in a Box - DickAtYourDoor
Eat Shit: Chocolate Turd in a Box - DickAtYourDoor
Eat Shit: Chocolate Turd in a Box - DickAtYourDoor
Eat Shit: Chocolate Turd in a Box - DickAtYourDoor
Eat Shit: Chocolate Turd in a Box - DickAtYourDoor
Eat Shit: Chocolate Turd in a Box - DickAtYourDoor
Eat Shit: Chocolate Turd in a Box - DickAtYourDoor
Eat Shit: Chocolate Turd in a Box - DickAtYourDoor
Eat Shit: Chocolate Turd in a Box - DickAtYourDoor
Eat Shit: Chocolate Turd in a Box - DickAtYourDoor
Eat Shit: Chocolate Turd in a Box - DickAtYourDoor
Eat Shit: Chocolate Turd in a Box - DickAtYourDoor
Eat Shit: Chocolate Turd in a Box - DickAtYourDoor
Eat Shit: Chocolate Turd in a Box - DickAtYourDoor

Eat Shit: Chocolate Poop Prank

“Absolutely hilarious! Got a ton of laughs at the office. This is such a good gag gift”

$23.99

When you want to deliver something special to that special someone in your life, but they are a piece of shit so they don't deserve anything nice. This Chocolate Turd in a box looks frightful but is actually quite delicious. Made from Vegan "Milk" Chocolate, this is high quality chocolate for your low quality friend or boss. 

The original and absolute best chocolate poop novelty gift for your friends, enemies, or just the neighbor who can’t seem to pick up her dog’s poop in your yard.

Shipped anonymously from our warehouse in San Diego, Ca.

Orders typically take 1-3 business days to process. We ship to the US, Territories, military addresses, Canada and outside the US to most Countries. Contact us if you have any questions whatsoever.

$23.99
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Customer Reviews

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Roger Gaspay
Funny

Awesome experience

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Jennifer Lee
did not like the Thinking of you cards

you have to mail them to yourself then you can mail them to the person getting them. If you mail it to the person they get it outside of the enevelope.I messed up the first ones. I pulled the tab then opened them up to write my note inside.The company was nice enough to send me 2 more but once again when I opened them to write a note (without pulling tab), they would not stop. Other products have been good, but too much work to try to send 4 party invitations to people and still have not figured out how.

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Rachel Blake-Windhorst
Never got my package

I’ve been waiting for a month for my package and have not received it. No one responds to my emails and I’m unable to receive a refund.

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Leah Miller
Totally satisfied

I have always had a great experience ordering from you.

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R.S.
Was well received!

I knew the package was received when my mother texted me, “Are you done sending shitty gifts?” Maybe her husband shouldn’t keep gifting me Trump memorabilia and bibles as “jokes”.