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Spring Loaded Jizz Bomb - DickAtYourDoor
Spring Loaded Jizz Bomb - DickAtYourDoor
Spring Loaded Jizz Bomb - DickAtYourDoor
Spring Loaded Jizz Bomb - DickAtYourDoor
Spring Loaded Jizz Bomb - DickAtYourDoor

Regular price $24.99 $19.99

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Product Details

***Green Glitter Shown is just to show explosion.  Jizz Confetti is White***
Say Hello To The World’s Best Jizz Bomb! The spring loaded jizz bomb is the perfect gift for any Bachelorette Party or just shower everyone you know in jizz glitter anonymously!
Similar to our Spring Loaded Glitter Bombs, and Spring Loaded Dick Glitter Bombs, these spring loaded Jizz bombs pop out sperm confetti, covering the floor with little Jizzies and glitter.
 
The perfect jizz loaded surprise and bachelorette gift is here! It looks like a simple shipping tube. It even comes with a label that directs your friend to open the correct end (don’t worry the other end is completely sealed). The label also states that the content inside the sperm confetti bomb (shipping tube) is fragile. This tends to lead to more surprise once it is opened and they are bombarded with glorious jizz and glitter!
Ships anonymously from our warehouse in Southern California, these Jizz Bombs typically process and ship in 1-3 business days.

Shipping Information

Shipping

We typically ship items within 1-3 business days. Items are not guaranteed to be delivered within a certain timeframe, as many carriers are experiencing delays due to covid-19. If you are experiencing any delays, contact the shipping carrier for more information.

FAQ

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Are these truly anonymous?
A: Of course. We ship everything with complete discretion. The box has a gift company as the sender and won’t give your information out, unless you do something illegal (don’t do that) or involved in a legal lawsuit (sexual harassment, stalking, etc) and we are required by law. If you’d like the recipient to know who sent the dick, include a customized message and write whatever you’d like.


Q: Is my Phone number or any other information on the package?
A: No, we don't include any customer information on or inside the package. Your phone number, email and billing details are just used to process the payment and track your order.


Q: Is the billing discreet? What shows up on my credit card statement?
A: The picture below is our public information for billing:

Q: Is this chocolate edible?
A: Sure is. Each ding dong is hand crafted with care by a certified chocolatier. **Orders on or after 5/1/20 are made with milk chocolate.


Q: How big is it?
A: Our anonymous chocolate dick gag gifts are as real as it gets. Coming right up to the American average penis size of about 5″ in length and completely solid to prevent breaking.


Q: When will my item ship?
A: Since all our chocolate is made fresh, orders are typically shipped within 2-3 business days. The processing time is in addition to the shipping option you choose. Please be aware that during busy times like holidays, processing may take a little longer than 3 business days.


Q: Have you ever had a problem with melting?
A: We have tested these chocolates in warm conditions and they went unmelted, but we’ve also had reports in mild climates where they were left on the doorstep in the sun and did melt. If you are concerned about the possibility of melting we offer insulated shipping boxes with Cold Gel Packs for a little extra.


Q: How do I know my target received the package (pun intended)?
A: Each package is tagged and easily tracked online through our shipment tracking service. Once it leaves our warehouse, you will receive that tracking number so you can check on live updates as the package reaches it’s target.


Q: Do you offer holiday/Christmas themed products?
A: Yes! Keep your eyes out for our Holiday Collections coming soon! For other holidays, we usually release products 3-4 weeks before the holiday.


Q: Why?
A: Because what is better than sending an anonymous chocolate dick to someone in the mail? There is something really special about knowing you have given something confusing with no hope of figuring out who the culprit is. That’s a special kind of torture.


Dicks. everywhere. literally.

Since some people don't like giving a sweet treat as a prank, we launched the dick bomb to get the point across without the worry of melting or someone taking a physical dong the exact wrong way. You're welcome

The OG anonymous gift

we've been hounded, haggled, sued and slandered, but we got your back. Your prank is 100% anonymous unless you tell them!

Packed to perfection

every order is packed securely, discreetly and protected by Navidium, so you can be sure this twig isn't showing up without his berries.


The best reactions

Gift giving is awesome. So are pranks. In the age of social media, global plagues, and all the other nonsense going on in our lives, sending a dick in the mail is something to lighten up life a little. Plus, who's going to be worried about that failed psych class when they can't stop wondering who the hell sent them a seven inch dong in the mail.

Stupid? Maybe a little...

Worth It? Every time.

Customer Reviews

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Sara W.
Worth it

Worth every penny. If you’re thinking about it. Just do it. Hilarious. If you’re feeling extra upgrade to the 4x one for an even better time.

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James H.
Awesome 40th B-Day Gift

Awesome 40th B-Day Gift

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Kristina P.
Best gift ever!

She couldn't stop laughing and loved every second of it!!

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Olivia J.
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The Loaded Jizz Bomb was hilarious!!!!!! It was perfect!

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