HOW IT WORKS:
We spray the foulest smell earth can find in a jar and disguise it as a “memory in a jar” enticing them to open the jar and let their curiosity take over. Then when they touch the note inside, the oils penetrate the skin and leave the recipients hands full of poop smells.
WHAT THEY’RE SAYING:
“Ordering process was super easy. They sent a terrible smelling fart to our office addressed to my boss (yes, I sent it to my own office) and wow, the smell leaked from his office to the whole floor and everyone was laughing at him. Saw him walk straight to the bathroom, probably to wash his hands because they probably smelled like poop haha. Got you good fucker.”
– Terry, Portsmouth, RI
“My older brother used to fart in my face all the time growing up. He was older and bigger than I was so there was nothing I could really ever do. After years and years of taking this abuse, I’m all grown up and finally found the perfect way to get back at him. Foul odors coming from his cubicle and shit smell all over his hands. Elegant payback.”
– Ryan, New York NY
“I had an ex-boyfriend who deserved this more than anyone in this world. I sent it to a friend who worked with him and had her put the jar on his desk. She set-up her phone to video the whole thing and let’s just say dating him was worth it only because I was able to get him back and document the whole thing.”
– Rachel, Spokane WA
We’re just a couple of guys who desired to let our bosses know they were dicks. So we crafted our first chocolate dick and sent it to our boss at our own office. It was such a hit, that we decided others deserved this superpower….the ability to really let someone know when they are a dick. Wives, husbands, friends, co-workers. No one is safe.
As time went on, we wanted more ways to let people in this world know what pieces of shit they are, so the fart in a jar was crafted.