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The Christmas Dick - Chocolate Dick in a Box

$24.99

A real gift for Christmas? Why would you do that when you can send them a gorgeous chocolate d*ck from Santa himself.

This milk chocolate dick in a box comes in a specially designed Christmas Box from the North Pole, perfect for an elegant present under the tree or the perfect stocking stuffer for that loser friend or family member of yours. 

Originally developed as a way for people to anonymously tell their friends, office colleagues, etc to "eat a dick" without the repercussions, our chocolate dicks have grown into a great way to spice up those special occasions that never have the perfect gift.

These eat a dick chocolate gift boxes are shipped anonymously from our warehouse in San Diego, Ca.

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The Original Dick in a Box

Six years ago, we were just two dudes who thought dick jokes were funny.  Now, after over 1,000,000 sold and features in Comedy Central, Cosmo, Men's Health, Vice, Funny or Die, Barstool Sports, and hundreds of others (included The Chive), it seems Dick At Your Door is something that other people think is funny too.  Handmade with love and care, each dong is crafted at our confectionary here in San Diego by certified chocolatiers.  Imagine going to school to learn everything about making chocolate only to end up spending your days crafting rock hard chocolate dongs.  Don't worry, we make more than just dicks.  The dicks are the most fun though.

Kate Perarad

Happy Dick Customer

"Sent this to a coworker, and happened to be on the phone while he opened it all. It was one of the funniest experiences I've ever had!

I know where to go once I find my next victim! Lol"

Victor Bui

Funniest Friend of the Group

"Bought it for my brother and because it was wrapped in such a nice package he thought it was the present he’d ordered for his girlfriend.... long story short she was very confused why he gave her a huge chocolate dick and took him a few phone calls to realize I’d sent it to him... was a great twist to a decent joke lol.... will buy again"

Richard Nguyen

The Black Sheep of the Family

"BEST THING I EVER DID IT WAS VERY DISCREET AND WOW WHAT A SHOCK"

WE ACCEPT

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