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The Original Dick in a Box
Six years ago, we were just two dudes who thought dick jokes were funny. Now, after over 1,000,000 sold and features in Comedy Central, Cosmo, Men's Health, Vice, Funny or Die, Barstool Sports, and hundreds of others (included The Chive), it seems Dick At Your Door is something that other people think is funny too. Handmade with love and care, each dong is crafted at our confectionary here in San Diego by certified chocolatiers. Imagine going to school to learn everything about making chocolate only to end up spending your days crafting rock hard chocolate dongs. Don't worry, we make more than just dicks. The dicks are the most fun though.
Happy Dick Customer
"Sent this to a coworker, and happened to be on the phone while he opened it all. It was one of the funniest experiences I've ever had!
I know where to go once I find my next victim! Lol"
Funniest Friend of the Group
"Bought it for my brother and because it was wrapped in such a nice package he thought it was the present he’d ordered for his girlfriend.... long story short she was very confused why he gave her a huge chocolate dick and took him a few phone calls to realize I’d sent it to him... was a great twist to a decent joke lol.... will buy again"
The Black Sheep of the Family
"BEST THING I EVER DID IT WAS VERY DISCREET AND WOW WHAT A SHOCK"