The fall gloomy weather got you down? Don't worry, sending a spicy, pumpkinny, spooky, oddly orange flesh colored dick to another human being is the only way to snap you out of this funk. 9/10 psychologists say sending a dick will ward off ghostly spirits this time of year.
This chocolate dick in a box is a mixture of our regular white chocolate with pumpkin spice candy melts.
Originally developed as a way for people to anonymously tell their friends, office colleagues, etc to "eat a dick" without the repercussions, Dick at Your Door has grown into a great way to spice up a friendship, declare war against a frenemy, funny bachelorette party gifts, have a laugh, or just eat some great chocolate.
Shipped anonymously from out warehouse in San Diego, Ca.
Orders typically take 1-3 business days to process. We ship to the US, Territories, military addresses, Canada and outside the US to most Countries. Contact us if you have any questions whatsoever.