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**Sold Out**The Holiday Dick: Wrapped + Holiday Card

$29.99

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***We are currently sold out of black boxes, so the pink box will be included in this wrapped package until… read more

Weight
8 oz
Dimensions
9 x 7 x 3 in
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***We are currently sold out of black boxes, so the pink box will be included in this wrapped package until our new shipment of black boxes arrive**

Hoe hoe hoe, for the hoe in your life. Nestle this pretty little present under the Christmas tree.

This chocolate dick in a box comes fully wrapped, includes a Christmas Card with the recipients name on it, ready to go for a Christmas Gag Gift miracle. If you want to include a custom handwritten card, please add it to your cart as well and we'll write whatever message you want in the card.

Originally developed as a way for people to anonymously tell their friends, office colleagues, etc to "eat a dick" without the repercussions, Dick at Your Door has grown into a great way to spice up the bachelorette party, have a laugh, or just eat some great chocolate.

Gluten Free, nut free (no pun intended), and made from Peruvian cacao beans, these four ounce chocolates are perfect for your white elephant party, under the Christmas tree, a stocking stuffer, or maybe it's the only present the fucker deserves.

Shipped anonymously from out warehouse in San Diego, Ca.

Orders typically take 1-3 business days to process. We ship to the US, Territories, military addresses, Canada and outside the US to most Countries. Contact us if you have any questions whatsoever.

 

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Weight
8 oz
Dimensions
9 x 7 x 3 in

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