When summer calls for a refreshing watermelon, sending a fruity flavored candy cock is the intelligent choice.
Introducing our newest and best tasting hilarious prank to date. The Eat A Dick hard candy penis holds up to higher temperatures so you can send someone a refreshing penis sucker in the summer heat.
We supply the laughs, you supply the name and address.
Originally developed as a way for people to anonymously tell their friends, office colleagues, etc to "eat a dick" without the repercussions, Dick at Your Door has grown into the best prank site on the interweb for good reason, sending anonymous pranks is a great way to tell someone you love them, hate them, or just don't care enough for them to send a real gift.
These dick lollipops are perfect for your white elephant party, special occasions, birthdays, Valentine's Day, a stocking stuffer, bachelor or bachelorette parties or maybe it's the only present the fucker deserves.
Ship a dick anonymously from our warehouse in San Diego, Ca.
Orders typically take 1-3 business days to process. We ship to the US, Territories, military addresses, Canada and outside the US to most Countries. Contact us if you have any questions whatsoever.
Shipping
We typically ship items within 1-3 business days. Items are not guaranteed to be delivered within a certain timeframe, as many carriers are experiencing delays due to covid-19. If you are experiencing any delays, contact the shipping carrier for more information.