Cremation Station

This Unisex Graphic tee is a throwback to the 00's and 90's comfy as all heck, eye catching, and cool as hell, this shirt won't get you laid but it will at least get your foot in the door.  The rest is up to you.  Some dirty deets:

• Orders take 2-3 days to process
• all orders shipped via USPS ground advantage (3-5 days) unless specified otherwise
• all shirts are 100% guaranteed or your money back
• Sizing questions, see the photo in the listing
• anything else is below and if you can't find it there, hit us up and we are happy to help out wherever we need to!

"Indulge your humor-loving soul with our side-splittingly funny graphic t-shirt – the ultimate meme shirt that guarantees laughter and endless conversations! With the quirky slogan, 'Cremation is my last hope for a smokin' hot body,' this hilarious shirt from Dick At Your Door is a must-have addition to your collection of witty tees.

Crafted with care and unparalleled comfort in mind, our funny shirt is made from 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors may contain polyester for added durability). Weighing in at 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²), it boasts the ideal balance between feather-light feel and long-lasting quality, ensuring you stay at ease while making a bold statement.

Worried about fit? Fret no more! Our shirts come pre-shrunk, so you can wash and wear them worry-free without sacrificing their shape. The side-seamed construction ensures a flattering silhouette, while the shoulder-to-shoulder taping adds extra strength, so you can rock this meme shirt for years to come.

We take immense pride in offering unique, made-to-order products that stand out from the crowd. At Dick At Your Door, your satisfaction is paramount, which is why we'll ship your custom-made shirt within just 4 business days. No long waits, only instant funny shirt gratification!

And hey, we guarantee your joy! We back all our products with a 100% money-back guarantee, so if this t-shirt doesn't leave you in stitches, we'll happily refund you.

Join the ranks of our delighted customers who have found joy in our products – our funny shirts have been featured on top platforms like Comedy Central, Barstool, and Funny or Die, winning hearts and laughs galore!

Incorporate wit and humor into your daily style and seize the opportunity to own this riotously funny t-shirt! Embrace the hilarity, rock the meme shirt trend, and add a dose of laughter to your life. Discover the unbeatable charm and quality of Dick At Your Door – your go-to destination for epic funny t-shirts!"

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