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This Unisex Graphic tee is a throwback to the 00's and 90's comfy as all heck, eye catching, and cool as hell, this shirt won't get you laid but it will at least get your foot in the door. The rest is up to you. Some dirty deets:
- Orders take 2-3 days to process
- all orders shipped via USPS ground advantage (3-5 days) unless specified otherwise
- all shirts are 100% guaranteed or your money back
- Sizing questions, see the photo in the listing
- anything else is below and if you can't find it there, hit us up and we are happy to help out wherever we need to!
"Indulge your humor-loving soul with our side-splittingly funny graphic t-shirt – the ultimate meme shirt that guarantees laughter and endless conversations! With the quirky slogan, 'Cremation is my last hope for a smokin' hot body,' this hilarious shirt from Dick At Your Door is a must-have addition to your collection of witty tees.
Crafted with care and unparalleled comfort in mind, our funny shirt is made from 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors may contain polyester for added durability). Weighing in at 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²), it boasts the ideal balance between feather-light feel and long-lasting quality, ensuring you stay at ease while making a bold statement.
Worried about fit? Fret no more! Our shirts come pre-shrunk, so you can wash and wear them worry-free without sacrificing their shape. The side-seamed construction ensures a flattering silhouette, while the shoulder-to-shoulder taping adds extra strength, so you can rock this meme shirt for years to come.
We take immense pride in offering unique, made-to-order products that stand out from the crowd. At Dick At Your Door, your satisfaction is paramount, which is why we'll ship your custom-made shirt within just 4 business days. No long waits, only instant funny shirt gratification!
And hey, we guarantee your joy! We back all our products with a 100% money-back guarantee, so if this t-shirt doesn't leave you in stitches, we'll happily refund you.
Join the ranks of our delighted customers who have found joy in our products – our funny shirts have been featured on top platforms like Comedy Central, Barstool, and Funny or Die, winning hearts and laughs galore!
Incorporate wit and humor into your daily style and seize the opportunity to own this riotously funny t-shirt! Embrace the hilarity, rock the meme shirt trend, and add a dose of laughter to your life. Discover the unbeatable charm and quality of Dick At Your Door – your go-to destination for epic funny t-shirts!"
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YOUR QUESTIONS ANSWERED
IS THIS CHOCOLATE EDIBLE?
Sure is! Each ding Dong is hand crafted with care by a certified chocolatier. 100% vegan and they’re absolutely delicious.
SO... HOW BIG IS IT?
This chocoalte turd packs a bunch at 4OZ or lumpy, vegan chocolate goodness. Fake poop is the funniest when given anonymously.
WHEN WILL MY ITEM SHIP?
Since all our chocolate is made fresh, orders are typically shipped within 2-3 business days. The processing time is in addition to the shipping option you choose. Please be Aware that during busy times like holidays, processing May take a little longer than 3 business days.
HAVE YOU EVER HAD A PROBLEM WITH MELTING?
We have tested these chocolates in warm conditions and they went unmelted, but we’ve also had reports in mild climates where they were left on the doorstep in the Sun and did melt. If you are concerned about the possibility of melting we offer insulated shipping boxes with cold gel packs for a little extra.
HOW DO I KNOW MY TARGET RECEIVED THE PACKAGE (PUN INTENDED)?
Each package is tagged and easily tracked online through our shipment tracking service. Once it leaves our warehouse, you Will receive that tracking number so you can check on live updates as the package reaches it’s Target.
Because what is better than sending an anonymous chocolate Dick to someone in the mail? There is something really special about knowing you have given something confusing with no hope of figuring out who the culprit is. That’s a special kind of torture.
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