Ever wondered what's better than sending someone a dick in the mail anonymously? No? Well, we have the answer to the question you've never thought about:
Dick + Moaning Card = Savings and double the fun
The Ever Lasting Moaning Card is the perfect companion to a solid chocolate dick. The Card that starts making porn noises and doesn’t stop for over four hours! Sent anonymously from our warehouse to your recipient so they'll never know who sent it (unless you reveal yourself to them.
**Once card is sent, it is "activated" meaning once the button is pushed, it won't stop. If you are sending to yourself, don't push the button to test it unless you want the prank to be on yourself**