**If you select the card to beactivated, once the button is pressed, it won't stop for hours. Do not press the button.
**If you select the card not be activated, you'll be able to activate the card yourself by reading the instructions. You can write anything you want before activating the card, but once activated, do not press the button.
The Everlasting Porn Sound Card - The Card that starts making porn noises and doesn’t stop for over four hours! Sent anonymously from our warehouse to your recipient so they'll never know who sent it (unless you reveal yourself to them).
Ever wondered what it’s like to make everyone around the Christmas Tree incredibly uncomfortable? How about what it's like getting someone written up at work? Well, now you can find out by sending them all The Everlasting Moan Card - Holiday Edition.
We here at Dick At Your Door love a good dick prank. However, we know there are more nuanced and subtle pranks out there that will strike just as hard as our delicious vegan chocolate dicks. That why we made the everlasting Porn Parcel.
Designed to look like an innocent congratulations card, this card pack a wallop when the recipient opens it to hear the moans of some serious action. Press the button again and it ONLY GETS LOUDER.
The only way to stop the madness is to tear the card to shreds. When that happens, the recipient will get a lap full of glitter for their troubles. It’s simply diabolical.
There’s no stopping it once it’s started and the embarrassment is 10x when combined with The Don or Blossom dick.
Imagine your coworker opening this card in your hip and wide open office space. Screams of pleasure coming from his or her cubicle will no doubt earn a beat red face and a stern talking to.
Perfect for a hilarious birthday gift, office party, baby shower, or combine it with one of our great products to make the perfect prank package ever.