Want to embarrass someone in their own home? 

The Penis Pump for Tiny Little Penises comes in a medium sized tube with big visible packaging saying "Penis Pump for Tiny Little Penises." Include signature delivery to make the recipient sign for this embarrassing mail prank right in front of a total stranger (postman/postwoman).

Once the recipient's manhood has been stripped with this fake penis pump, their curiosity will want to see what's in the tube. Unfortunately for them, it's just filled with confetti, dirt, saw dust or foam balls depending on what's available, symbolizing their inconsequential worth as a human being.

Originally developed as a way for people to anonymously tell their friends, office colleagues, etc to "eat a dick" without the repercussions, Dick at Your Door has grown into a great way to spice up the bachelorette party with a large assortment of funny gag gifts and pranks for any occasion. 

You supply the address, we supply the prank. It's that easy. All orders are 100% anonymous and shipped from our warehouse in San Diego, CA. Orders typically take 1-3 days to process.