Want to embarrass someone in their own home? 

The Penis Pump for Tiny Little Penises comes in a medium sized tube with big visible packaging saying "Penis Pump for Tiny Little Penises." Include signature delivery to make the recipient sign for the item right in front of a total stranger (postman/postwoman). 

Once the recipients manhood has been stripped, their curiosity will want to see what's in the tube. Unfortunately for them, it's just filled with dirt, symbolizing their worth as a human being.

Originally developed as a way for people to anonymously tell their friends, office colleagues, etc to "eat a dick" without the repercussions, Dick at Your Door has grown into a great way to spice up the bachelorette party with a large assortment of funny gag gifts and pranks for any occasion. 

You supply the address, we supply the prank. It's that easy. All orders are 100% anonymous and shipped from our warehouse in San Diego, CA. Orders typically take 1-3 days to process.