Fuck Around and Find Out

The Fourth is for drinkin', stinkin' and eatin'. nuttin' else
  • Get the goods - These soft bois are gauranteed to get you laid
  • Show up tothe party like Chuck Norris kicking down a GD door.  
  • Get ready to be the most popular person inyour city. So much envy.

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Customer Reviews

Based on 1310 reviews
Chris Brass
Great use for exercising freedom of speech!

Most of my purchases are sent to public or government officials that have managed to get on my radar for one reason or another. While they are sent anonymously meaning I have no knowledge if they arrived or not, I am actually anticipating a day when I'm prosecuted for sending obscene material through the mail to the recipient only to demonstrate to the public how deserving they are to get it.

If you're a cop or city official that received one of these gifts, there's a possibility that it came from me and you'll know why you earned it.

Denine Fleming
Fabulous gift

I order two, surprise my two friends, they find it so hilarious and they love it!

Diggin dude!
Email review request and the irony

The irony of this email I tried to email support never heard back. Got one half reply from Adam but issue was never addressed lol.
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Steven Havre

My friend was hysterical with laughter when she opened the penis in a can! I will definitely order for other friends! A++++

Elisabeth C

Fast service and my friend loved her surprise! 😂