Goosebumps (not the books)
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Description
🎉 Say goodbye to boring tees, 'cause this quirky shirt is a whole mood – it's a meme shirt, a funny shirt, a weird shirt, and a blast from the 2000's all rolled into one. Talk about a style combo that'll make your friends go, "What in the world is that glorious masterpiece you're wearing?"
💯 Made from 100% combed and ring-spun cotton – it's like wrapping yourself in cotton candy, but without the stickiness. Oh, and the Heather colors? They've got a bit of that polyester sass, giving your outfit the ultimate twist!
🚀 Weighing in at 4.2 oz/yd², it's as light as that early 2000's pop hit that still gets stuck in your head. Pre-shrunk fabric means no surprises in the wash – it stays true to size, just like your loyalty to your favorite memes.
🎨 Now, let's talk style – this meme-worthy shirt rocks a side-seamed construction for a sleek silhouette. And with shoulder-to-shoulder taping, it's like forming a solid friendship with your outfit – no fraying or unraveling here!
🌎 And hey, this cool tee's got some serious travel stories – it's a globetrotter! Sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US – it's been around more than your adventurous cousin!
So, why settle for run-of-the-mill when you can have a t-shirt that's quirky, meme-worthy, funny, weird, and a total throwback? Add it to your cart and get ready to rock the 2000's vibes with a twist of modern coolness! Trust us, you'll be turning heads and sparking conversations wherever you go! 🤩
YOUR QUESTIONS ANSWERED
IS THIS CHOCOLATE EDIBLE?
Sure is! Each ding Dong is hand crafted with care by a certified chocolatier. 100% vegan and they’re absolutely delicious.
SO... HOW BIG IS IT?
This chocoalte turd packs a bunch at 4OZ or lumpy, vegan chocolate goodness. Fake poop is the funniest when given anonymously.
WHEN WILL MY ITEM SHIP?
Since all our chocolate is made fresh, orders are typically shipped within 2-3 business days. The processing time is in addition to the shipping option you choose. Please be Aware that during busy times like holidays, processing May take a little longer than 3 business days.
HAVE YOU EVER HAD A PROBLEM WITH MELTING?
We have tested these chocolates in warm conditions and they went unmelted, but we’ve also had reports in mild climates where they were left on the doorstep in the Sun and did melt. If you are concerned about the possibility of melting we offer insulated shipping boxes with cold gel packs for a little extra.
HOW DO I KNOW MY TARGET RECEIVED THE PACKAGE (PUN INTENDED)?
Each package is tagged and easily tracked online through our shipment tracking service. Once it leaves our warehouse, you Will receive that tracking number so you can check on live updates as the package reaches it’s Target.
WHY?
Because what is better than sending an anonymous chocolate Dick to someone in the mail? There is something really special about knowing you have given something confusing with no hope of figuring out who the culprit is. That’s a special kind of torture.
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