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Stimulus Check Box - Special Edition
really great prank
I shipped this to a friend of mine and between the order confirmation date and the delivery date I continuously said or texted him the phrase "Eat a dick" at every possible opportunity. When it was delivered, I got an immediate phone call and he was laughing hysterically. "Where do you find things like this?" He said. 10/10 I'll send another few in the future. Best $25 bucks I've spent in 2020.
I order the porn card and the stimulus dick box. For some back ground, the guy I got this for has a girlfriend that is cheating on him, and the porn card sounds exactly like his girlfriend!
The end result was a prank that went off better than I ever could have hoped since he assumed that some random guy recorded her sounds and sent him the card!
We sent the stimulus dick to our friends feeling the Corono crunch - they loved it and laughed their asses off. They are sending D's now. Feel like I deserve a commission for all the peripheral D's that are getting sent because of me.
Also, good price point and they said it was half decent chocolate.