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HAPPY BIRTHDAY PRICK NEVER ENDING Sound Card with Glitter

Regular price $12.99 $14.99 Sale

We'll include your custom message printed inside the card so it's displayed when the card is opened.

Customizations Total: $0.00

Product Details

**If you select the card to be activated, once the button is pressed, it won't stop for hours. Do not press the button.

**If you select the card not be activated, you'll be able to activate the card yourself by reading the instructions. You can write anything you want before activating the card, but once activated, do not press the button.

The Never Ending Cactus Prick Sound Birthday Card - The Card that sings Happy Birthday in the most annoying tune and doesn’t stop for over four hours! Sent anonymously from our warehouse to your recipient so they'll never know who sent it (unless you reveal yourself to them). The only way to deactivate the card is to rip it to pieces, but if they do that, it unloads annoying glitter everywhere for them to clean up.



Ever wondered what it’s like to make someone go insane? Now you can with the Hilarious Never Ending Cactus Prick Sound Birthday Card.

We here at Dick At Your Door love a good dick prank. However, we know there are more nuanced and subtle pranks out there that will strike just as hard as our delicious chocolate dicks. That why we made the everlasting Prick Birthday Sound Card.

Designed to look like an innocent Happy Birthday Card, this never ending annoying card prank packs a wallop when the recipient opens it to hear the sounds of someone singing Happy Birthday over and over again in the most annoying voice ever.

The only way to stop the madness is to tear the card to shreds. When that happens, the recipient will get a lap full of glitter for their troubles. It’s simply diabolical.

There’s no stopping it once it’s started and the embarrassment is 10x when combined with the Happy Birthday Chocolate Dick or the Happy Birthday Penis Hard Candy Gift.

Imagine your coworker opening this card in your office space. Everyone will hate them, including themselves.

Happy Pranking, Friends.

Shipping Information

Shipping

We typically ship items within 1-3 business days. Items are not guaranteed to be delivered within a certain timeframe, as many carriers are experiencing delays due to covid-19. If you are experiencing any delays, contact the shipping carrier for more information.

SHIPS FROM OUR SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA WAREHOUSE
ORDERS TYPICALLY SHIP WITHIN 1-3 BUSINESS DAYS

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PRICK NEVER ENDING Sound Card with Glitter

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