Live Fast, Eat Trash
Sam Day 1-3 Day Shipping When Ordered by 3PM EST
and 100% Hilarious
Over 1500 Five
🌟 This tee is not just a shirt – it's a masterpiece of style and humor, the perfect canvas for expressing your unique personality. Rock it with pride and let your sense of humor shine!
💨 Need it fast? No worries! We'll have this gem shipped to your doorstep within 4 business days – faster than you can say, "Wait, where's my package?"
💯 And guess what? We've got your back! If this tee doesn't make you crack up, just let us know, and we'll make it right or refund you – that's our 100% satisfaction guarantee!
🌟 Don't just take our word for it – we've got over 2000 five-star reviews from satisfied customers who are head over heels for our shirts! See what they love and join the laughter club!
📺 You know you're in for a treat when we've been featured on Comedy Central and Barstool Sports! It's like rubbing elbows with the funniest in the biz – you're in good company!
🇺🇸 And hey, this tee is proudly made in the USA! We're all about supporting local talent and ensuring top-notch quality – it's like adding some stars and stripes to your style!
So, there you have it – the tee that's soft, hilarious, and on point! It's pre-shrunk with side-seamed construction and shoulder-to-shoulder taping – it's like the superhero of shirts! Add it to your cart now and get ready to unleash your humor with style! 🚀🤣
YOUR QUESTIONS ANSWERED
IS THIS CHOCOLATE EDIBLE?
Sure is! Each ding Dong is hand crafted with care by a certified chocolatier. 100% vegan and they’re absolutely delicious.
SO... HOW BIG IS IT?
This chocoalte turd packs a bunch at 4OZ or lumpy, vegan chocolate goodness. Fake poop is the funniest when given anonymously.
WHEN WILL MY ITEM SHIP?
Since all our chocolate is made fresh, orders are typically shipped within 2-3 business days. The processing time is in addition to the shipping option you choose. Please be Aware that during busy times like holidays, processing May take a little longer than 3 business days.
HAVE YOU EVER HAD A PROBLEM WITH MELTING?
We have tested these chocolates in warm conditions and they went unmelted, but we’ve also had reports in mild climates where they were left on the doorstep in the Sun and did melt. If you are concerned about the possibility of melting we offer insulated shipping boxes with cold gel packs for a little extra.
HOW DO I KNOW MY TARGET RECEIVED THE PACKAGE (PUN INTENDED)?
Each package is tagged and easily tracked online through our shipment tracking service. Once it leaves our warehouse, you Will receive that tracking number so you can check on live updates as the package reaches it’s Target.
Because what is better than sending an anonymous chocolate Dick to someone in the mail? There is something really special about knowing you have given something confusing with no hope of figuring out who the culprit is. That’s a special kind of torture.
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