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  • Get the goods - These soft bois are gauranteed to get you laid
  • Show up tothe party like Chuck Norris kicking down a GD door.  
  • Get ready to be the most popular person inyour city. So much envy.

Size: S

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Mark Welliver
DAYD!

I ordered the eat a D and the eat S items! Both are perfect and hilarious! Fast shipping and packed to keep it safe! Great gift for friends with a sense of humor!

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Christopher Holt

D*ck Glitter Bomb - Funny Prank Mail

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Jon Mielke

Bag of Dicks: Gummy Penis Candy

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Ladies... This is it! What he needs
Got his attention

These penises are just funny. The anonymity makes it totally stellar.
Ex bf pulled his ignore for weeks stunt. Sometimes when people turn their back on ya and apathy sets in, a delightful thing like eat a dick is available! Unfortunately he thought the dick was from someone else but we still laughed numerous times just thinking about it. He just needed it lol 🤣

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Roxana Paredes

Eat a Dick - Dick in a Box Chocolate