A real gift for Christmas? Why would you do that when you can send them a gorgeous chocolate d*ck from Santa himself.
This milk chocolate dick in a box comes in a specially designed Christmas Box from the North Pole, perfect for an elegant present under the tree or the perfect stocking stuffer for that loser friend or family member of yours.
Originally developed as a way for people to anonymously tell their friends, office colleagues, etc to "eat a dick" without the repercussions, our chocolate dicks have grown into a great way to spice up those special occasions that never have the perfect gift.
These eat a dick chocolate gift boxes are shipped anonymously from our warehouse in San Diego, Ca.
We typically ship items within 1-3 business days. Items are not guaranteed to be delivered within a certain timeframe, as many carriers are experiencing delays due to covid-19. If you are experiencing any delays, contact the shipping carrier for more information.