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The Frustration Box - DickAtYourDoor
The Frustration Box - DickAtYourDoor
The Frustration Box - DickAtYourDoor

Regular price $29.99 Sale

Product Details

The Frustration box is exactly what it says it is.  A real frustrating turd of a gift

  • 100% anonymously sent for maximum confusion and misplaced anger
  • Wooden Box filled with noise making devices to confuse the recipient
  • Glued together so the recipient can't just open the gift
  • Fully Wrapped in 12 layers 
  • Must be destroyed to even open it
  • Come empty with a middle finger sticker at the bottom of the box
  • A complete waste of time
  • Add a note, chocolate dong, or chocolate butthole to make them hate themselves even more

We here at dick at your door will make sure to piss off whoever you want forever with the frustration box.

Tell us where to send it and what to put in it.  We'll take care of the rest.


Shipping Information


We typically ship items within 1-3 business days. Items are not guaranteed to be delivered within a certain timeframe, as many carriers are experiencing delays due to covid-19. If you are experiencing any delays, contact the shipping carrier for more information.


Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Are these truly anonymous?
A: Of course. We ship everything with complete discretion. The box has a gift company as the sender and won’t give your information out, unless you do something illegal (don’t do that) or involved in a legal lawsuit (sexual harassment, stalking, etc) and we are required by law. If you’d like the recipient to know who sent the dick, include a customized message and write whatever you’d like.

Q: Is my Phone number or any other information on the package?
A: No, we don't include any customer information on or inside the package. Your phone number, email and billing details are just used to process the payment and track your order.

Q: Is the billing discreet? What shows up on my credit card statement?
A: The picture below is our public information for billing:

Q: Is this chocolate edible?
A: Sure is. Each ding dong is hand crafted with care by a certified chocolatier. **Orders on or after 5/1/20 are made with milk chocolate.

Q: How big is it?
A: Our anonymous chocolate dick gag gifts are as real as it gets. Coming right up to the American average penis size of about 5″ in length and completely solid to prevent breaking.

Q: When will my item ship?
A: Since all our chocolate is made fresh, orders are typically shipped within 2-3 business days. The processing time is in addition to the shipping option you choose. Please be aware that during busy times like holidays, processing may take a little longer than 3 business days.

Q: Have you ever had a problem with melting?
A: We have tested these chocolates in warm conditions and they went unmelted, but we’ve also had reports in mild climates where they were left on the doorstep in the sun and did melt. If you are concerned about the possibility of melting we offer insulated shipping boxes with Cold Gel Packs for a little extra.

Q: How do I know my target received the package (pun intended)?
A: Each package is tagged and easily tracked online through our shipment tracking service. Once it leaves our warehouse, you will receive that tracking number so you can check on live updates as the package reaches it’s target.

Q: Do you offer holiday/Christmas themed products?
A: Yes! Keep your eyes out for our Holiday Collections coming soon! For other holidays, we usually release products 3-4 weeks before the holiday.

Q: Why?
A: Because what is better than sending an anonymous chocolate dick to someone in the mail? There is something really special about knowing you have given something confusing with no hope of figuring out who the culprit is. That’s a special kind of torture.


Customer Reviews

Based on 4 reviews
Ryan Neu
Good gummyies

The recipient of my order kept commenting on how good the gummies were.

Fernando Leon
Awesome gift!

My friend opend the gift in the middle of dinner our party of 6 plus the other people around the restaurant loved the present. Lmao

Great Christmas laughs

Amazing products, sent a chocolate dick and a frustration box too two friends. Reactions where absolutely priceless. Had a problem with checkout and service was great everything was fixed within a day and gags still arrived on time.

Kristin Morse
Best Christmas gag gifts

I sent several surprise “dicks” to my friends. One couple laughed for 5 minutes straight. And I got my other friend thinking it was a package from Etsy. But it was my friend that got her chocolate holiday dong and the frustration box that was the best. She reported this and I am still laughing:

I got the chocolate dick in the mail and a separate box was included. Well, this box was wrapped in super duper tape that took me 10 minutes to get off the box. Finally, I have the wood box tape free. I shake it and I can hear something in it. So I go to lift the lid off the box and it is fucking glued shut!! Finally I take the handle of the knife I was using to get the tape off the box to stab a hole in the top of the box. I’m looking inside the hole and I see confetti. I shake the confetti to the side of the box and look in the hole again and there is a sticker stuck to the bottom of the box of a hand flipping me the middle finger!

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